alternative_siren

✨Just a mom who never outgrew the alternative stage ✨🩷4/2/24🩷 🩶BJB🩶 Pro Trump, Pro 🧊, Pro Life

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Just got told that I kinda look like hannie dropkick in her scene days and I’ve never been more flattered in my life.

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Welp, after 4 years, my sad BMW finally bit the dust.

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Finally got a new remote job!

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I finally got a new cat tree and my 2 year old took it over 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Hot take: s3x is not everything, and if you dump someone because you think they’re bad in bed. You’re fucking shallow.

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“A baby in the womb isn’t a baby, but a man can throw on a skirt and become a woman”: libtard logic

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Hot take: you can’t be a good parent and be pro choice. You just can’t. It’s impossible.

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My man taking care of me after getting a root canal 😭

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Can someone please tell me why this toothache is hurting more than labor did…? 😩

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I need a root canal and can’t have any solid food until then (by choice because it hurts too much). My man got so worried about me not eating he crushed up Ramon noodles before cooking them so I wouldn’t have to chew 😭

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I love the devil wears Prada and fully intend to watch the second one but uhm… how has no one in that movie aged 1 day over 20 years…?

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“Wait, this one matches her outfit!” - my dad deciding what bib to put on Ellie before feeding her 😂

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Lmao when someone cuts you off because apparently you’re racist for pointing out something that’s actually, blatantly racist. You won’t be missed!

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The hate on Sydney Sweeney for a damn jeans commercial is hysterical. Hating on a beautiful woman you’ll never be is so sad. Get a life already! 🤣

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So rude that the penguins finally start winning when I stop watching the games 😭

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Hey so Erika Kirk is allowed to be upset. Everyone making fun of her is disgusting. Especially Druski! No one likes you!

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Libtards say they wanna protect women and they can’t even define what a woman is 🤣

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And just like that, fuck the eagles and cowboys!!

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I decided to wear a skirt to work today since it’s too hot out for jeans and someone HAD to walk by my desk as I picked a wedgie 🙃

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And just like that, Ellie is 2. Happy birthday munchkin! 🥳🎉🩷

(that’s a wood chip, not a knife!)