Chris

Lucky husband. Luckier father. Poor user of free time.
What else can I say? All I know is you're peaches.
John 16:33

[Mirth Morbid @JMikeMorbid]

Your life is continually being narrated. Which celebrity voice do you want for the narration?

[Chris @Zmanface76]

@Easton__Butler I have a 7 and 9 year old who just started watching this show, and they were giddy to bring this fact to my attention (as a shareholder myself)

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@scottlincicome When I get out my check book at the grocery store to pay for my bananas and write "Brazil" on the Pay To line, they always take my bananas back!

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@JuMosq It's complete malfeasance to expect this line to be functional

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As a Packers fan, I refuse to complain about the refs saving the Vikings on three separate occasions to keep their offense on the field to eventually score. Three drive saving calls happens all the time and is definitely not an indication of incompetence.

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@AaronNagler MLF has such bad instincts.

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@JuMosq Pressure washing crap off of upholstery sounds much worse tbh

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@NickWilsonSays This is exactly why Jimmy knows he can continue doing what he wants with the organization and you'll keep coming back time after time. You wear it as a badge of honor, he sees it as a blank check.

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@minakimes If that was the case, they warrant the *least* sympathy because they should have walked (like I did). How can you say you oppose something morally then decide you're going to stay and support the team (and owner) who paid him an unprecedented amount?

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I get a text every Nov 5th from dad reminding me it's a red-letter date in the history of science.

[Mark Hemingway @Heminator]

Favorite movie you like because of your father.

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@mkhammer You absolutely know this person gripped the marker like Norman Bates and his knife when writing this out

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@magills_ Mambo # Fifth

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Found the culprit!

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My witty thoughts on this whole smoke / air quality situation in the Midwest and I-95 corridor

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My witty thoughts on this whole smoke situation in the Midwest and I-95 corridor

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@EsotericCD Thank God you didn't experience "Microsoft Flight Simulator" dad -- the manual, keyboard overlay, super calibrated joystick -- I just wanted to play Interstate '76 but was afraid to touch a thing

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@DustyEvely Prior to its release, there was a 30 minute "documentary" on the SciFi channel I watched over my buddy's house who lived down the block. For the time, it was super convincing - I remember sprinting home because it was pretty late at night and I was freaked out.

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@Ask_Spectrum Experiencing an internet outage (zip 44060) for the past 1.5 hours but the app won't let me report it. Super frustrating.

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@pippaisright @stoolpresidente I mean, agreed. When I think football, baseball, hockey, Olympics, etc I think US, but when I think soccer, I think Britain.

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@MarkOldacres Gotta say... for all your crashing out, I don't get why you were so afraid of the US. Anywho, that was a fun round of soccer!