Me Mike

Think clearly. Act wisely. Protect what matters.

If knowing is half the battle, the other half must be extreme violence.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

Approximately 165,000 people died today.

I wasn't one.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

When life is shitty, turn it into fertilizer and grow something.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

No one has ever been in an empty room.

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

It’s not my fault!!

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

If you speak in German, I will never understand what you have to say. Unless I want to learn German.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I’m approaching 100,000 followers.

My 100 thousandth follower will receive free round trip tickets to Hawaii on Spirit Airlines.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

Unfamiliar paths lead you to where you need to be, not where you want to be.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

@uniquelyme516 Prepay

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

I told my therapist that I was suicidal. So now she's making me prepay.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

Life, is an IF statement.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

My therapist said this was a bad idea.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

What happens when you give pizza to a fruit fly?

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Two presidents. Same SOTU. Worlds apart.

YOU CAN’T MISS THIS. 🔥👀🔥

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

ChatGPT should I walk to the
car wash??🤣🤣

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

@charliejhills Reality

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Do You Remember America Before Trump?

NEW VIDEO! WATCH! TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK.

Let's get this to 1 million views fast.

Please retweet and quote tweet.

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

@realDonaldTrump Darn

[Me Mike @ZmediaCa]

@martin_clark1 @ginacostag_ @Wendys , comments?