ZoTweets

I'm a simple woman. Good food makes me happy. Great food makes me happier.

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Hack for people who struggle with foggy glasses while wearing a mask: it only happens if you breathe

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Hand sanitizer be exposing all my paper cuts

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In Pakistan, all you need to do to become a celebrity is hire the right photographer for your wedding and bam

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@nf_r_ @noonkaafhaytay No proof, I have been faking it all along :(

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Is 9:51am too early to have biryani

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My Gamala Harris

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@_safiamahmood Try same day health. They take $25 and give reports in <24h

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Can You be called How to get away with murder

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Can they stop with the samosa ads

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@lauvsongs please come to New York pls pls pls

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Cuticles are hardly cute enough to deserve that name

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@punjabiinaction Ditto!! like Chucky wasn’t enough to ruin dolls for our generation

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In case you’re wondering why whatsapp is stuck

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Imagine social media never come back this is it. The end. Twitter only

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If you ever run into me just know that that’s not the real me

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I ONLY RUN INTO PEOPLE WHEN I LOOK LIKE SHIT

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Yeh "just want to see something" wale tweets is me asking my friends for their assignments in LUMS jab khud kuch nahin aata tha lekin cool bhi banna tha

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Like your real personality

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You ever hide something TOO well and just never find it again?

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@oyetuphiraagai Wordddddd