Lorenzo

don't follow me, this is my venting space
lol yes I was born almost 130 years ago

[pip @pipindigorusson]

@ericandre Betty Wap, Trap Queen.

[Lorenzo @Zochambeau]

@DocNoirII Try. Go ahead. Make me laugh the way he just did

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Ooof, Kevin durant. This is so yikes.

[Lorenzo @Zochambeau]

Name stuff that "the best and worst thing about it" is one thing
Example: The best and worst thing about an ironing board is having somewhere for the pile of "worn but not dirty" clothes that you don't want to put away with the clean clothes.

[Lorenzo @Zochambeau]

@G3tJimm3r3d 🙋🏽

[Lorenzo @Zochambeau]

Another day, another unhoused person shouting nonsense as they walk down the street

[Lorenzo @Zochambeau]

I just filed my taxes with TurboTax! I only got $75 back from my $350 federal return because of their processing fees, but If you use my link I can get a $25 gift card & you can save up to 20% when you file online! 🙄
@turbotax f'd me
#DoneWithTaxation
https://t.co/5EALbXpwMT

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Shots have been fired around Union Station. Please leave the area.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"I'm Eli Manning, I'm nice! Tom Brady's the goat? SIKE! I beat him twice!"

Eli came in HOT vs Supa Hot Fire 😂🔥

(via @NFL)

[El Gato Negro Loco en una Roomba! 🇲🇽🇺🇸 @RoombaRaiderCat]

@TyesiaHunter @MarinRaider @JTTheBrick I heard they are in the parking lot.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

The Chiefs logo is painted on the Raiders locker room at Allegiant Stadium.

The ultimate indignity. #SuperBowl

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

CBS has confirmed that SpongeBob will perform "Sweet Victory" to kickoff Nickelodeon's first-ever Super Bowl broadcast.

[Lorenzo @Zochambeau]

@smartereveryday 🤔🤔

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[OPIUO @OPIUO]

🤍

[James Rehwald @JamesRehwald]

The US propaganda machine explained

[brandon wenerd @brandonwenerd]

I read Jimmy Buffett’s memoir, Pirate Looks At 50, when I was in middle school - at that age when you start to get interested in the grown up world.

In it, I found a Tao.

Rest easy, Jimmy. You did this sonofabitch called life very very right.

[Lorenzo @Zochambeau]

@HippieSabotage can you press Trailblazer onto vinyl please?

[Lorenzo @Zochambeau]

Retrospectively,
Hot tubs clean out pee like pools do, right?