An obese black woman tries to call a White man a meth head and then learns he's the God of Lightning. 😂
"Meth head? N*gga, I'm a electrician, I'll go out there and shut this whole motherf*cker down.
Black woman: I bet you won't.
Watch what he does!
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Medallion's humming... that can only mean one thing! It's time to announce The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past! ⚔️
This brand new expansion for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will take you to the Path with Geralt of Rivia once more. It’s being co-developed with @Fools_Theory and is coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S, and PlayStation 5 in 2027. Stay tuned for more information in late summer. ⏰
CBS has the rights to The Peanuts. This is the central aesthetic of shitlibs: LARPing defiance while controlling the vast majority of institutions and corporations.
I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE.
The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5.
Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time.
#WAFFLEHOUSE
> be Ubisoft
> Announce the long-awaited remake of Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
> Everyone gets hyped for Edward Kenway’s return
> Graphics look great, naval combat feels improved
> Then start "modernizing" everything nobody asked for
> Remove the bottle from drunk Edward’s loading screen - now he’s just sober with shaky cam
> Anne Bonny’s iconic cleavage? Gone, now she’s modest
> Blood in the game? Heavily toned down
> Hunting animals? Turned into a boring 40-hit grind
> Hidden blade in combat? Only for finishers now
> Modern day story? Heavily shortened
You took one of the most beloved games in the series
and "fixed" all the things that actually made it fun.
The game most fans were waiting years for… and you somehow made it less enjoyable.
You think this is "respecting modern audiences" or just pointless censorship and creative laziness?