April 27 was the last time there was a White House coronavirus task force briefing, leaving us with more than a month without regular updates from the group Vice President Mike Pence was tapped to lead. (1/24)
Big proponent of dessert during the day. Why must I hide my sugar ingestion in the dark? Instead I can shamefully inhale it standing up in the kitchen between meetings
@skatzhyman Honestly I am getting worse body pimples now than I ever did as a teenager. I wish it came with the same metabolism and blind optimism I had as a teen...
We should’ve been on our honeymoon in Japan this week (interviewed about it at Middleditch & Schwartz SF show). Instead we are sheltering in place (grateful for our health) and watching #SonicMovie for some joy. Thanks @rejectedjokes for double laughs!
How are people in movies able to wake up from a coma and QUICKY RIP IVs OUT OF THEIR ARMS WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING THE NEEDLE INTO THEIR VEINS AND SCREAMING IN AGONY?