bruce wade

i wear stripes and listen to bukowski by modest mouse

[bruce wade @ZoeDillingham]

being vegetarian has taught me to make meals out of side dishes

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me & says “you really are Tony Hawk”
Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list
Him: “I deleted it because I thought it was fake”

[Brian @BNomar_7]

What the demon under my bed sees at 3:00am

[Don Amor @whoisdonamor]

Show at the @wayfarercm with @MAX_EPSTEIN @vvanillaroma and @LAUNDER__

[bruce wade @ZoeDillingham]

“they were from the east coast, the girl had jersey hair” -jordan

[Moira @GrillyCLover69]

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[Matt Davies @MatttDavies]

https://t.co/dVoM9aLh0b

[Honesty Austin @HonestyAustin]

You know a town is nice when they have a red lobster right off the freeway

[justin goldstein🇺🇸 @JustinGoldy]

Nobody:

Californians when it’s 75 and sunny again:

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

New Zealand bans semiautomatic rifles less than 24 hours after the Christchurch mass shooting. Imagine: elected officials putting public safety over gun manufacturers’ profits.

Americans deserve better than lawmakers who are letting gun lobbyists write our nation’s gun laws.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

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[N @thatvirgobrat4]

true religion jeans are so ugly i can’t believe everyone thought they were cute im embarrassed

[shawntilly lace @sh_wnee]

nobody:
depeche mode: