me platonically: hello angel, love of my life, i missed u today, did u know i love u & that my heart will never stop beating for u & u alone? i would go to the ends of the earth to make sure that u are taken care of at all times, i would kill for u
me romantically: sup u bitch
anybody else’s mom go ALL THE WAY OFF and then try to be your bff two hours later like she didn’t just start a battle???? (a battle you’ll never win ofc)