Zoe Boren

Stressed and depressed but well dressed ✨️
Dark romance girly🌹😈
Stepping into my dark feminine era 🥰🖤
Lover of all things dark, creepy, and macabre💀❤️

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

Apparently my coworker got fired because they found out he raped and murdered a woman in the 80s. What even is life? 😅

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

I love it when my ex tries to guilt trip me into messaging them 😂😂 Like boy bye

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

There was a guy playing acoustic guitar outside my work today and he asked if I had any requests so I said Wonderwall.. apparently he had never heard that song before.. isn't that like the most iconic acoustic guitar song ever? I'm so confused. 😅😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

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[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

Unpopular opinion: @Charmin toilet paper is trash and I'd rather wipe my asshole with shitty one-ply gas station toilet paper than Charmin 😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

Me being led to the guillotine: "So.. no head?" 🤔😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

You ever been waterboarded by a slice of watermelon before? 👀😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

Do you ever just try to wring your spine out like a towel? 😅😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

The tism' really be making the most savage shit fly out of my mouth sometimes 😅😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

Why does everyone on Tinder look inbred? 😅 Is this just a midwest thing or is it universal? 😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

The feminine urge to roundhouse kick shit with my fractured foot 😌

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

My sweaty asscheeks accidentally butt dialed 911 the day before yesterday 💀

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

All nervous.. no system 😅😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

My phone screen decided to give up on life while I was in the hospital so I ended up having to pay $260 to get it fixed 😅 Cost more to fix my phone then it was worth but fuck it, we ball I guess lol.

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

Kinda funny how I can almost roll my vehicle off a cliff and walk away without a single scratch yet I somehow managed to fracture my foot by stepping off a set of stairs wrong 😅😂 What is my life?

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

Got that crip walk 😅😂

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

Just twisted the fuck outta my ankle and I don't have health insurance so I guess I'm just fucked now 😅 I think this might be the most pain I've ever been in..

[Zoe Boren @Zoe_BorenX]

"Ew you're nasty, you eat man ass 🤮"
Sometimes I like to use the little hairs to floss my teeth too 😌😂