Zoë Hoad

musician, actress

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

What are toddlers with handbags honestly carrying? Crayons? A banana? Their Mothers meth? Wtf is it?!

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

No matter how “grunge” you are, everybody looks the same in Activewear.

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

Hey what happened to Illuminati conspiracies? Did it die in the lul of Yoncé and Rhiri? #genuinequestion

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

Toast should be a fragrance

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Seriously, don't worry about it. We'll all be dead soon 😁

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

Emojis are really just insecurity blankets aren’t they 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈😬

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

he’s so stupid I have to sit down https://t.co/tFsKqHlYhS

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

This cartoons suggestive body shape gives me more anxiety than the original message

[Ian Donnelly @IanDonnelly]

If you don't follow @Zoehoady on Snapchat you're missing out on some high quality content.

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

Uh, yeah ya can? How bout @elonmusk https://t.co/QRVgjYuqqZ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My daughter, Ivanka, just arrived in South Korea. We cannot have a better, or smarter, person representing our country.

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

What if you’re a gay emo? https://t.co/vOisOjWi7t

[ANZ Australia @ANZ_AU]

This year for @SydneyMardiGras we're spreading #SoMuchYay to Melbourne with our #GAYTM in Bourke St Mall!

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

When they put detergent in expensive soap bottles... Fuck. You.

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

Hey remember when music had instruments in it?

[Zoë Hoad @Zoehoady]

I just want to be able to read a book and walk at the same time. Is that too much to ask of my humanness?