Zoey_C

Super cool person

[Zoey_C @Zoey_Chaney]

@jackie_arabella AUNTIEEEEE

[Hank “The Dinosaur” Williams @Dinosaur_Hank]

I’m ready for the 4th but idk if it’s ready for me

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[Josie @mueller04_]

When I’m tired so I get an energy drink and so that I can be tired w shaky hands

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I don't give a shit that America is 250 years old. This country lets people without insurance die, leaves its veterans to rot on the streets, and blows up little kids in their schools.

[Groby @groby5000000]

We got swamp ass tomorrow

[jezz @JezziiB]

Being anti-AI in a world where AI is literally everywhere is getting quite exhausting. No I don’t want to read your AI book, no I don’t want to see your AI poster, no I don’t want to see an AI photo of you with your dead grandad, GET AWAY FROM ME I AM LOSING MY MINDDDDD

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Cheers to a great Draft! Michelob Ultra beer towers now available @MichelobULTRA

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[eliz @eliza___v]

not my house but i know my way around

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I have never opened Shazam without being in a rushed panic.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

The key to Day drinking is to Always do it on an Empty Stomach

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[Maira @maira4yo]

Once again this is the proper response when a man hits you

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

People my age are on baby #2 and I'm on drink #5

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

im boutta discover the fifth loko

[. @Boofin_Zoloft]

I don’t give a fuck bro nobody hardly even wants to live