Michele Herzog

Wawa to Dunkin and back again 🦅, dog mom, they/she 🦌

[Michele Herzog @ZogTweets]

It’s been a month where bad news just keeps stacking, so if you’re like “wonder why zog is behind on _______!” know that I am this mouse rn

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Got offered mushrooms at a bar in Brooklyn yesterday. A new top 5 in awkward ways I’ve been hit on while sitting next to my father.

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! WHO CARES IF ANYONE AGREES WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS RIGHT! CRITIQUE THE SYSTEM INSTEAD OF WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE IT! BEYONCÉ ALREADY GAVE US THE SOUNDTRACK! OUR DUTY IS TO DANCE! FILING SYSTEMS! EDITS!INDIGESTION! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

[Michele Herzog @ZogTweets]

I’m 25 minutes from my parents. I can open the back door and let my dog into his fenced in yard. I can walk 10 minutes to a local coffee shop or bar. And tomorrow, @RetiredEmoKid93 and I take our first meetings from our own offices.

It’s good to be back in Philly 🦅

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I just wanna give the german floofers a pat

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Love Europe, hate the dichotomy between “it’s weird to pet a strangers dog”/ “all the dogs are well behaved in public because strangers don’t interact with them”

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Our Italian trip guide just essentially said “no homo” to me & @RetiredEmoKid93. A sign that we are truly flying under the radar

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We’ve had a ninja foodi for 18 months now, and I’m still afraid to use the pressure cooking feature

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The look

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When your dog has the squirts, so you CAN’T feed him, but he’s digging in his bowl and giving you this look 🥺

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When Banjo got out last night, someone sounded the alarm in our group text. Within a few minutes, 15 dog owners were outside with treats looking for him. One managed to catch him. Feeling super grateful.

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Wild that folks who live in Rome have to decide “do I want an apartment with a view of the ruins?” and then “okay now which ruins”

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Recommend seeing @Shaydozer if you can. Do not recommend the “Crab du jour” in the Manchester, CT mall, or picking a fight with the mall goose.

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Nate can chirp, but I have great skin, so 💅

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@RetiredEmoKid93 The best reply in this thread: https://t.co/CR09k6orqS

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Just had someone from high school comment on my V-Day FB post for my fiancé. It was a comment about how my ass looked in the photo. Why are men??

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Cashier checked my ID at Wegmans to buy beer. Told me I have “great skin for my age”, and proceeded to type in my birth year… as 1984. Now worried about her eyesight and my skincare routine.

[Michele Herzog @ZogTweets]

There’s not that big of a difference between my new job and my old job - similar challenges, similar frustrations. Good days and bad days.

But now I can afford to order sushi on bad days, and that makes a big difference.

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His name is Butters and he’s a very good speech writer

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Explaining to my parents that we’re being married by a friend like