Zohaib Tariq

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@iiqynaz What

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Gonna stop playing chess so I don’t lose another queen 😔😣

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If you only talk on Snapchat feel free to remove me from your life I don’t talk to children

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I used “phonetically” in conversation with this girl and she said this:

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I told this girl I’ve been working out consistently and she deadass asked to see my arm.....

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Tell me why this girl I know has looked into all of her man’s kinks and called it “fieldwork”

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@rimal______ Do we get to shame them back

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@FarzamfarS Update: if anyone ever asks why women confuse me imma just show them this

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a girl I’m talking to said this to me, I assumed jokingly the first time but she said it again and so I responded with a gif that said “aight” stay tuned for updates

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@bysaroo And nobody had any - goes to show that I really love y’all for who you are

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Idk what happened but last night I understood hamlet

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When I make eye contact with people who have AirPods in I bop my head as though I can hear their music - it’s pretty funny if I can guess the beat right

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@FarzamfarS She’s in the shower rn dw she’ll respond

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@FarzamfarS

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Currently thinking back to the time I told a friend I was like thinking of hurting myself and their response was “do not kill yourself you’re too much fun to hang out with”

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Felt cute, might delete later

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I hate it when people tell me to do something and are like “the worst that can happen is.....” cause 90% of the time something worse happens

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@iiqynaz Spongebob

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Yo I’m nice as hell so if you catch me being rude to someone just know they earned that shit

Unless it’s an online game in which case I’m just toxic

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@Urwaishtiaq The hierarchy goes:
Animal babies > human babies > older animals
I don’t make the rules I just play the game and keep in mind I’m terrified of animals