Zombie Apoc-Alert

Z.O.R.A.D.
ZOmbie Research And Defense

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Hey gang ...
Still nothing to report, it's just me left in the bunker, everyone else went insane or killed themselves. No actual zombies and very little chance there ever will be actual zombies.
- Ted

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AMC finally got Schwimmer. ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!

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Trump elected GOP nominee for president. So far no one has claimed responsibility.

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Grinder got cancelled. But what if it wasn't?

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@blastoffpodcast Not glad the podcast ended, though. [sob]

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@blastoffpodcast Oh, Kyle, hi! As one guy trapped in a bunker to a former guy stuck in a hatch, I'm glad you got out.

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I immediately went looking on youtube for more - check out "How To Make It In USA" - 9 episodes of hilarity https://t.co/oeX63dMkRQ

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Check Out Joe Pera's Wonderfully Weird 'Late Night' Standup Set https://t.co/ks0rJjeJaj

[🇨🇦 Scott Covert - AI Over 50 @scovert]

David Lynch told me my blood type. I am not allowed to tell anybody else what it is. Not even doctors.

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Tragic to see grown-up Lisa Simpson lose all morals after brain injury. #TrumpfordWife @CalebHowe @cykelly1718

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Job opening: Undead Activity Analyst, NE Region.

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Now Gerold has killed himself. Turned 50 years old today and realized he was working in a stupid zombie apocalypse detection bunker.

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Our benefactor is truly insane. Still believes in possible zombie outbreak. That's my update, sincerely, Ted.

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No formal training but I can play the entire "Raw Power" piano track blindfolded.

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What's the word I'm looking for? "Ungraspable"?

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Bowie dying = like a zombie apocalypse - makes absolutely no logical sense + everyone in the bunker unconsciously thought it was impossible.

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Dear CNN - STOP mentioning Kanye's (shudder) fucking name in the same sentence as "Bowie".

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@OnTheFuze @davidjbullock Agreed - enough shortcodes to make a full blown app ... can someone help me with memb_action_link redirect code?

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@kyledunnigan @blastoffpodcast We so badly need a new podcast from you, Kyle. Would $100,000 of crowdfunded money entice you?

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We had an electrician come in to update our panels. Turned out to be incompetent. Bosses are charging him with wire fraud.

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Nothing better to do here in the bunker than watch TV. We noticed something about the At Midnight star map: