0xHaZard0u5Ap3
"Full time monkey engineer and senior solidity dev. I co-founded the ZMB after meeting Shakira on a cruise in the Caribbeans. It would have been love at first sight if it hadn’t been for Piqué! I buried my sorrows coding a 3d-doll that looks like the old her"
VietKong
"Libertarian crypto veteran and former cyberpunk hacker. I met Shakira (aka MonkeyKong) in an underground club in Munich in the 90s and hit it off right away after I successfully penetrated their sound system and broadcasted her song Este Amor Es Lo Más Bello del Mund"
Ofc I kept my precious NFTs, but Snoop Dogg did not, made a song about it ("Zombiz Emma Monkey"), so normies came in and the floor shot up to 1M$ each.
From there, it continued to climb. It was the cool thing to have among silicon valley's new billionaires.