ZombieMonkey31

Husband, Father to 4 Beautiful Girls, Air Force Combat Veteran (Afghanistan '03), Army Brat, fAMMOly member IYAAYAS, Senior Citizen Gamer, Chicken Farmer.

[ZombieMonkey31 @ZombieMonkey31]

Funniest interaction with law enforcement.

I'll go first.

Went to town to run errands. Finished and started to head back to the house. Around the halfway mark, the sudden urge to purge my bowels hits. I increase my speed to just shy of 80mph when I start cramping like I'm not going to make it to my exit before I paint the inside of my drawers.

Ludicrous speed, GO!

Two miles from my exit, and I blow the doors off of an OSP cruiser.

Lights, siren, fuck me.

I pull over, cop walks up to my car, I don't even let him say his opener...

"Sir, I am about to shit my pants. You can follow me to my house and give me my ticket after I get done in the bathroom."

Cop busts out laughing, tells me to slow it down, and let's me go with a verbal warning.

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@MsAshBash420

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@Alphafox78 Gothic spectrum

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@merissahansen17 @RealJasonNelson @DanCrenshawTX

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@RealJasonNelson

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@woofknight

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@saras76

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@USACowboy3

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@ClaudesBBQ Costco has better hot dogs

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@catturd2 Noooo, I agree with @ChayaRaichik10

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I struck a nerve. Is compelled speech necessary to affirm your existence? Or anyone else for that matter. I hope not.
Peace be upon you.

[Debbie Downer~CPTSD🇺🇦DID Malig Narc Abuse Srvr @SharonJ03626335]

It must be hard being born into a body that doesn’t match who your brain tells you, you are. Or to have to be courageous just to go outside for fear of condemnation & even death, never feeling secure living authentically. Bc of that, I’ve no issues learning & respecting pronouns.

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@RetroGam3rUk I would equate this to how each military branch treats each other.
PC = Air Force
XBox = Army
Playstation = Navy
Switch = Marines
Dreamcast = Coast Guard

[drefanzor memes @drefanzor]

What are you doing?

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@WriteEditPJ "My pronouns are ___"

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

GM

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@SaltyCracker9 I found another angle on this lady.

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@brixwe

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@USACowboy3

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@catturd2