Alex 'Zombie' Trebek

I host Jeopardy. I eat brains.

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

What are Brains?

[Ike Barinholtz @ikebarinholtz]

#ff @JordanPeele or you're a fucking racist

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I eat your face off...in the form of a question RT @captdope: This may not win me friends but I'm kinda over Zombies.

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

I'm screwed either way you look at it. And you would look at it, "it" being me, getting screwed. You're sick.

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Robot brain is naaasssty

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@5pointscaler does wonders for brains. So do I.

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

Got thrown out of the in and out burger in Westwood.

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Shit! My finger fell off during double jeopardy. #ilookridiculous

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

I'll be honest. Marriage sucks. #1 Worst thing that ever happened to me. #2 Turning into a zombie #3 Cop Rock getting canceled.

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

Couple of ears, a foot, blueberry muffin snack pack and diet Mountain Dew. What did my wife make me for lunch? #intheformofaquestion

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

I'm back! Hide your daughters...brains. #wasinmexico

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

Oh crap. I ate one of the producers.

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One of these gd days I'm gonna tear thru that stupid background on Wheel and put some serious work in on Pat Sayjak. You too Vanna!

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

I think that girl in pink was on to me

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Canadian bacon. What do I call fat Canadian chicks? #intheformofaquestion

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

Sitting in the green room. I can hear the studio audience threw the walls. they don't know my pain. they know nothing #iwilleatthem

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

Almost choked to death on a toe today! Then relized I was already dead. #weekendisboring

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

Summer time! Imma do my favorite things. Go to the beach, bargin shop, then eat some ribs! Pork ribs not people ones! #zombieslovebbq

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

At least 15 people die at a mine in northern China (via @bbcnews) what are left-overs? #zombieshavebadtaste

[Alex 'Zombie' Trebek @ZombieTrebek]

My tummy hurts. Also, Apul the Indian guy who makes my note cards is missing #itwasntme