Zombie Walkabout

Several first person narratives set in the Zombie Apocalypse denoted by a #charactername. Welcome to Australia post Z-Day!

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A long day processing #immigrants. Wish I could have a #Glenfiddich. #Scotch #whiskey at the end of the day was a blessing. #HarryDarkman

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#Ausopen to immigration. Want a new life in this world? #Australias infected numbers are low. Get your #citizenship now! #HarryDarkman

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Didn't make it to #NZ colony #signup today? #feelingsheepish? There's still time! Kill a #zombie #hobbit and stake your claim! #HarryDarkman

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Honeymoon was beautiful. I got 99 problems but a #zombie b*tch ain't one! #RickRomero

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USAC is now taking #volunteers to #colonize #NZ. Sign up today at your local office to slay some #Hobbit #Zombies! #HarryDarkman

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Things just got weird. Just passed an infected island and we heard carols coming from it. Survivors? Or cheerful zombies? #TMyrtlestein

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Damn, those #Rednecks are now on my tail cause I let their trophy #LoneZombie get away. Only a few days left to #Xmas. #JohnnyPump

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Fixed the phone towers in #Roma. Nice town except for the horde! And the #Bogans. Survivors are rebuilding. #PoorBastards #RickLiqueur

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Another #outbreak on the boat, but quickly contained. How are they getting on board? Dreaming of zombie-free #Aussie beaches. #TMyrtlestein

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#Wedding ceremony has been postponed. Some of the zombie actors mutinied and ate the DJ. #RickRomero

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It's a #fight or #bite, world out there. Why not pop in to one of our USAC #info centres for some #firearms training? #HarryDarkman

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Several demonstrators for "#infected with humanity" have been arrested. The #walkingdead are extremely dangerous. #HarryDarkman

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We found a venue near a graveyard (so Beth feels more at home). Ceremony is in two days and then back to filming. #RickRomero

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These #Rednecks are throwing faeces all over #LoneZombies face and they're chopping off his fingers.I should end his misery.#JohnnyPump

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It's hard preparing a wedding when your undead wife's grunts of approval are indistinguishable from her other grunts #bridezilla #RickRomero

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I wonder if #zombieexperts like @sethgs survived Z-Day? Could use a new audiobook for the trip. #50shadesofgrey audiobook sux! #RickLiqueur

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Some #Rednecks have captured #LoneZombie and are torturing it. Poor thing to go through the #humiliation even after death. #JohnnyPump

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So Beth (the zombie) & I have decided to tie the knot. Finding a priest won't be easy. #RickRomero

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#OneDirection for me! Go west old man. Phone tower to fix in #Roma. The town fort was overrun last night. #getouttheguns #RickLiqueur

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Some #disturbing footage was confiscated yesterday. #infected wearing #lipstick. Creator of footage avoided authorities. #HarryDarkman