Jessica Hinkle

West Virginia University Alum. My dog is better than yours. #HailWV

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

The lack of Dairy Queens in the greater Baltimore area should be a crime. I just want a blizzard without having to go to the mall.

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

If you aren’t running your own presentation, please don’t use slide animations. Thanksssss

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

@hmchappy12 All of SJM’s series are. I read ACOTAR back in January and it still occupies most of my thoughts along with Crescent City and Throne of Glass.

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

@Em_Sh0pe Also I found these little babies today at the bookstore.

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

@Em_Sh0pe Yaaaas! It occupies all my thoughts @KBasham1 and I have an ongoing joke “This house has gone 0 days without talking about SJM”

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

@blackscreendave @BoxyFresh_ enjoyed a JDG crispy boy on our camping trip last weekend. #cheers

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

Thinking of how much time and effort I could have saved on historical research in undergrad if I had dual monitors. Instead I wrote 50 page research papers on a 15” MacBook.

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

Like any self respecting millennial, my husband is spending his Thursday evening in the basement, building Star Wars Lego and listening to MCR

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

Like I know it’s dark out but I just shut off my work computer. Chill.

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

Daylight savings time seems to effect my husband the same way it does pets. He now expects to eat dinner an hour earlier.

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Well it’s college basketball season, you know what that means? I get to spend hours on the phone with my parents trying to explain how to log into ESPN+

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

At least 40% of my time is spent trying to explain memes to my husband until they aren’t funny anymore…

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

I wish it would have been Plo Koon.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Plo Koon concept art and VFX for #TheMandalorian S2 finale

In order to keep Luke Skywalker a secret, the cast and crew were told Plo Koon was the Jedi rescuing Grogu

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

We are all in this together. Don't be a #maskhole.

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

It’s Friday night, you know what that means!? It means my husband is at the firehouse so I get to stuff my face full of pho and ingest as much Star Wars media as possible.

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

@Em_Chess You’re totally allowed to be upset or sad about it. But it’ll be 100x better when the day does come and everyone can finally party! 😊

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

@HosstaLaVista Yeah for my already too tight jeans! 😂

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

Downside of getting a pizza oven. I want to make pizza ALL THE TIME now.

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

@hmchappy12 I’m glad it isn’t just me! But I did enjoy when he would get back at them by yelling at them in Russian. Lol

[Jessica Hinkle @ZombieZoo13]

My parents like to call me and if I don’t answer for whatever reason they like to text and say “we’ve been trying to get ahold of you for a few days” like my cars extended warranty has run out.