Dek James

Musician, Colour-blind artist, horror and zombie fanatic, D&D for life, unhinged and disturbed. I have a mind-warped and often unique sense of humour.

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@jk_rowling If you believe I can't believe it's not butter is not butter, then I can't believe you can't believe I can't believe it's not butter is not butter. 🧈
Or can I? 🤔

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@Riya_XOO1 7131

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@E8567911683E @bornfirstkindly Is that; 'for the ride' or 'for a ride'?
She looks like she's just dry-humped a badger. 🤔

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@ClassicWal @Coinvo @grok Stupidity would be my best guess. Making decisions whilst not being in possession of a brain, though scans may have located something of similar shape, but an awful lot smaller, in the region of his rectum.

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@TheGoatKing333 @StephenKing Congratulations on realising the day of surprisingly unsurprisingly shocking news (which Mr King did include at the end of his post). Plus, I must also congratulate you on identifying Mr King as a writer. Is there no end to your superpowers of observation? 😱

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@TotalSeasons At least Gary Oldman can pull it off.

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@666endoftimes @fucimin @theliamnissan Yikes! There's something no-one wants to have; Elon 'coming' across their timeline. 🤢🤮

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@jk_rowling If you believe I can't believe it's not butter is not butter, then I can't believe you can't believe I can't believe it's not butter is not butter. 🧈
Or can I? 🤔

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@JeevesLiz I can see the ideas for wildlife for bank notes becoming reminiscent of the Vicar of Dibley episode, when the Vicar asks for ideas of which animals should appear on the new stained glass window. With a huge outcry for a Velociraptor and a T-rex. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Sapper575 @PComplaintHelp He's gesticulating. He probably also masticates in public as well. 🤪😆

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@seanie_pc @steveinman *Macy, my apologies. 😁

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@seanie_pc @steveinman I thought William H. Macey had a rubber face. He could pass himself off as his own 'Spitting Image' puppet.

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@RazorwireRPG Where is your Elephant of surprise? 🐘 🤷🏼‍♂️
I know these little irritants pop up like the targets at a fairground shooting alley, but they're there to keep the atmosphere and feeling of potential danger everywhere, I'm guessing.

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@RazorwireRPG I hear where you're coming from, but without these annoying iddy-biddy insects, mole rats, and radscorpions, you could just traverse the world and snipe anything in 300 yards of your position. Trouble is, after killing an enemy for the 1,000th time with a headshot, it gets boring

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@ItsEric208 Donald Trump 🤪

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@povcops Why did the first cop that exited the car 'mince' over the grass like he was trying not to step in 🐕💩? 😆

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@Rose__2210 Teapot. Tennant. Tarot. Text. Tit. Tat. Tot. Tut. Thought. Tight. Trait. Tyrant. Throughout. Tenet. Tent. Taxidermist. Talent. Twist. Twit. Ticket. Trout. Target. Tempest. Toilet. Tempt. Tryst. Toot. Transit. Tangent. Torrent. Twilight. Thicket. Tugboat. Toast. Thirst. Tout.

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@keith_dorschner @JohnCleese Why do you brandish a Paedofile during a pathetically staged "assassination attempt" at the top of your profile? 🤔

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@HazelAppleyard Checked all the comments and was disappointed not to find "She can paint the ceiling whatever colour she likes, she'll be the one staring at it"

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@ChynoNews @BBCBreaking Typical spoilt manchild "Whaaa! Whaaa! Donny wants pwize!" 😭😭
She probably gave it to him to just shut him up. Unfortunately, it just makes him move on to his next 'I wanna' tantrum...."Donny want Gweenland!" 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@ETNWHVAC @lady_valor_07 Snarf.