Zombieboy🎶

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

A rapist won't be given a forced vasectomy but a rape victim will have to grow, carry & birth a baby against her will. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

This bill is so common sense, I just know Republicans are going to instantly oppose it.

[𖤐 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𖤐 @Peterisrandom]

My neighbor texted me today 😭

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

I saw a little girl who looked to be around 8 in the bathroom washing her hands & I said “wow you’re so pretty!” & then when I got into the stall I heard her tell her mom & her mom said “see, I told you!”

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Csdarockstar @csdabratsworld]

Are you stupid?! Like genuinely

[NaughtyNauticalJay @JayTCB4]

The joke of the episode was that those hats were stupid and worthless

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

💔💔 22-year-old Brazilian gay man dies from complications after donating his kidney to save his homophobic father who kicked him out at the age of 16 for being gay.

His father who unfortunately survived the transplant never attended his wake/funeral.

Rest in peace Gabriel Barros.

[Zatanna Zatara 🪄 @zatannannataz]

I worked my ass off at Planned Parenthood for YEARS for news like this. Incredible. Such an incredible bright spot in a post-Epstein world.

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

I never seen a snake chew until now wtf

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

A woman named Diana is going VIRAL for her hilarious review of Outback Steakhouse restaurant.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Got a new job.

[tyler @TylerCBBandCFB]

Well played Ashlyn….

[Sarah @GlobeFarrah]

One of my favorite TikTokers is this dude who makes his miniature poodle do competitive cheering haha

[Mon🐉🖤 @Xuemeowng_]

Vamos hermosa
Apúrate

[Kir. 🧣🍎|🍓❄ @Kirwithdot]

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[mic @cancelledrry]

my grandma is telling people i stayed in brothels bc she keeps forgetting the word hostel

[✨𝐏_𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐨✨ @Pkanimacoes]

mds acharam o vidro que te faz entrar num flashback de infância de um protagonista traumatizado de filme

[AJ @solidgoldchain]

my parents and i driving to my aunt’s house in separate cars and i went a different route so i could stop at the liquor store and i ran into my dad at the liquor store