Some genuine sad adult advice here:
Oftentimes autistic people who are very nice to everybody are pleasant company to have around, but in their excessive kindness others (fairly or not) discern a kind of intense emotional porousness that subtly asks for reciprocation and —
i crave a domestic avatar game so fucking badly. bonus points if you can choose which region you want to live in. i want to play as a na'vi in their normal life and make crafts, trade, and gather resources for the clan. i wanna in depth cook and build my own home and gear.
Jerry: She has a penis?
George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!
Elaine: So what if she had a penis?
(Kramer enters)
Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?
Kramer: I only date girls with penises
George: Really? Why?
Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment
Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.
before i transitioned i once posted a picture of my hips in a friends discord server and a girl there immediately changed her status to "twinks have mind control powers 😵💫"