Michael Peterson

Covering the Chargers for @BFTB_Chargers and NFL news for @SBNation / University of Iowa alum🐥🐥

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

Hang this in the Louvre

[Onepeg @Onepeg]

The game is called “Final Fantasy” not “Cloud Strife’s Big Adventure” 🙄

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

You told someone, with your whole chest, that they did not "play the games fully" and then you said the exact thing a person would say who did not play the game fully or care enough to pay attention

[KodiakVT🐻🪖 @Kodiak_VT]

@Pierut28Rae @JaiceTV Dude, no. They literally buried her. She never had a face till yesterday. She was wrapped in a damn blanket. You did not play the games fully.

[Jaice @JaiceTV]

Men being furious about playing as a magical goddess that thickens the story/mythology while happily roleplaying as a half-naked oiled-up rage god for decades is one of gaming’s funniest self-reports.

Women have been playing as men forever and somehow survived. Wild.

#PrideMonth

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO GOD OF WAR..

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, THE GAME ISN’T ABOUT KRATOS.

it's about Faye - his dead wife. the woman whose funeral opened the entire Norse saga. and if your first thought is "who cares about her," that's the trick the last two games played on you.

everything you did, she had already prepared:
- she marked the trees and set the path that would reveal the full prophecy
- she sent Kratos and Atreus on the exact journey they needed to become who they had to be
- she stayed so hidden that the gods were still hunting her long after she was ashes
- and through all of it, she was never once playable. just a body on a pyre. a face in flashbacks.

Kratos didn't lead that saga. he followed it.

we played the man three steps behind his wife.
now we finally play the woman who was three steps ahead of everyone.

[Steve Vegvari @ SGF @SVegvari]

I'm glad the internet is being totally chill about playing as a woman in God of War, someone they can't relate to.

Which is odd because Kratos, a god with muscles and the ability to speak to women, is also something they can't relate to.

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

These people can't even begin to hide their misogyny.

"Doesn't look cool" Alright amigo it's literally God of War but they plucked Kratos out and placed Laufey in it.

What's the only difference? The protagonist. That's it. Just say you hate women and don't want them in your video games.

[Samuel @SamuelF32757]

@TheIroncane @hayasaka_aryan Lmao it doesn't look cool at all you idiot. Jesus Christ you probably watch Roma Roth shows.

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

Fans of the other LA team:

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The trade of the off-season:

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

And as I expected, these are incredibly laughable and by no means even sniff what the current president has spewed for years and years.

"Too easy" and then you just drooled on your keyboard.

[Philly Refugee @Phillyrefu2739]

@ZoneTracks @DezHiggs @therealknelson Too fucking easy man. Just off the top of my head:
“If I had a son he would look like Trayvon” (Zimmerman acquitted)
“The Cambridge police acted stupidly”
“You didn’t build that”
“How big of a house do you need” (he owns three mansions)

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

@Phillyrefu2739 @DezHiggs @therealknelson There's not an ounce of realistic "childish rhetoric" from Obama during his presidency that compares to any run-of-the-mill Tuesday night for the current president.

I would LOVE to be shown I'm wrong, but there's not a sliver of doubt that you have nothing.

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

Imagine paying for a checkmark, having your profile picture and handle be your favorite team, and then only using the account to be the worst type of troll.

[Chargers Country @ChargersCountry]

Herbert is allowed to do anything he wants, according to the fans

[PJ Green @ByPJGreen]

Good to see a player have a fully nuanced take about how to live and work with ppl with opposing views.

Easy to block ppl out from the outside. These men have to live and work together every day. Address it head-on and keep pushing.

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

@XOeastwood @MikeHerndonSk1 Herndon is arguing defense is better today.

Your 2nd bullet point literally says "I'd argue defense is better today" which is what Herndon said, yet you called it a stupid take.

And you're the one questioning the reading comprehension of others?

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

@BLiner97 @StatsOnFire Your entire schtick right now is the pot calling the kettle black, but 5x worse. Your level of nasty and gross discourse is unmatched by anything I said.

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

Your feelings got hurt and you're trying to ruin someone's life.

You can't be serious. Nothing I said is as bad as you think it is and you're going so far to push consequences on me. I cannot express enough how terrible that looks on you.

"Ouch, someone made me feel bad. Your entire family should suffer." This is what you're saying.

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

@BLiner97 @StatsOnFire You've been nothing but cooked and providing no evidence, and when confronted you just refuse to do anything. You're a waste of space of this app.

[Jake Justice @jakecobb]

Keep posting this so people don’t forget how truly bad this event was.

Don’t let people gaslight you into thinking it was peaceful and worthy of 1500+ pardons and slush fund payoffs.

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

Think the Chargers had a mold in mind when signing UDFA center Jacob Spomer?

At Fresno State's pro day, Spomer ran a 4.60 in the short shuttle and a 7.37 in the three-cone. Those would have ranked third and second, respectively, at this year's combine among all OL.

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

Okay, I knew Jacobs was huge but it did not register that he was doing it at 270

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

THROWBACK: Giants select RB Brandon Jacobs during 2005 NFL Draft:

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

it's genuinely crazy that Elon got free reign to do the exact thing that every "just cut spending" dipshit has wanted to do for decades, it failed catastrophically, and they're still running the exact same script like nothing happened

[Michael Peterson @ZoneTracks]

Oh no.

[Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL]

i think i did this right