Liz Sal-Barron

Just a pet obsessed 🐶🐶🐈‍⬛🐈, country music-lovin 🎶🤠chemist👩🏼‍🔬

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

I can finally talk about it now that we announced it. I had such a hard time keeping this a secret, but I guess I did a good enough job. 😂

[Hasan Kwame Jeffries @ProfJeffries]

Just so I’m clear, South American migrants brought their cattle with them as they climbed over and under the border the wall, took all of our jobs, stole our health care, used our snap benefits, and bought every available home.

[Joe Patrice @JosephPatrice]

Honestly amazing how every illegal immigrant is simultaneously a destitute ward of the state AND fully approved for 30 year mortgages and soaking up all the quarter million dollar housing stock.

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

@SammyObeid I’m Mexican and I do 🙋🏻‍♀️

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Gestapo assaulting unarmed clergymen Chicago October 2025

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

@kt_123212 @Hermod_DB @WallStreetApes Where in IL? We’re in IL, our house is maybe valued around $340K, our taxes are only $6.5K. No where near 18k.

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

@_iamjamila I hate that notification popped up on my phone… all for naught. 😒

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

@SyncereX8 @00Exodus HIPPA is for healthcare.

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

@motelwhcres Except most of our favorite creators are in the US so….

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

visiting your parents’ house is all about sitting in the living room on your phone

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

The bears just LOVE to get people’s hopes up, only to lose every 👏🏼 single 👏🏼 time 👏🏼

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

I hate it here.

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

My parent’s brick mailbox has been knocked down THREE times 🙃

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

I’m going to need my fantasy football players to start acting right 😤

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

@ThomasRhett Chicago obviously 🥰

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Lil Jon makes a surprise appearance at the #DNC for Georgia's roll call

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

Me: “I walked a lot today! I’m at 5700 steps.”

Marco: “on Friday I walked 15,000 steps.”

🙃 oh

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

@WhitneyChanell I love this!!

On another note, are you worried that down the line they’re going to target you for other issues, or even raise your rent (or refuse to renew your lease)?

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

Why do coffee shops open at 8 AM?! I’m up since 6, what am I suppose to do for 2 hrs? 😭

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

I’ve gotten two red light ticket violations in two weeks and I’m beyond frustrated 😮‍💨

[Liz Sal-Barron @ZooKeeperLiz]

When a dealership doesn’t even want to negotiate…. On to the next 🤷🏻‍♀️