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[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@jamieloftusHELP Not to be the lame-o who ruins the joke (which is funny, of course) but just in case they didn’t explain it to you, a 5/9 BCS is a way of saying he’s in great shape! Not too skinny or too bulky, just right to keep his lil joints happy!! Middle BCS is where you want a critter!!

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@jamieloftusHELP I’ve worked with tons of species, including pygmy hippos!

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@jamieloftusHELP I’m a zookeeper!!

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@alexsteed Absolutely, and in a field as insanely insular as zoos, it truly never fails to surprise me how people who shovel shit for a living don’t know not to shit where they eat

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@alexsteed Just as one would imagine, the shenanigans at the bar during zoo conferences are truly next level……

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@youaregoodpod Would love one if you have any to spare??

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

An important time to point out this delightful song, performed by returning You are Good guest Glenn Yarbrough who did the music from the 77 Hobbit covered on the patreon! This whole album is absolutely incredible, but a very relevant track to start: https://t.co/yiW1aNMfiF

[You Are Good @youaregoodpod]

NEW EPISODE! "The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere.” We talk Spash and ask what mermaids represent with the fabulous @RedBlaqueGolden.

https://t.co/F13Sx1SfQY

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

Before the platform tanks, wanted to let @katystoll @countrycaravan and @drmistercody know if you’re holiday shopping for @SomeMoreNews, July 18-24th is National Zookeeper Week! Love caring for my kids while appreciating y’all’s great work!!

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@yourewrongabout @lmillernpr It’s Pride so as a gay trans zookeeper I’m legally allowed to force everyone to listen to this INCREDIBLE episode, thank you so much for putting it out into the world, a beautiful celebration of so many of my truest loves!!

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@youaregoodpod Softball from the zookeeper, but favorite animals? I’d never be cruel enough to limit to one

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@swordsjew Take care, have my painted dog girl Macite having an ice treat!

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@youaregoodpod An absolutely deep cut, but it was very helpful when it was my boss’s name, I still all the time from Young Guns II think “It ain’t your GANG, Dave”

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@quiddie @thetimes You couldn’t keep “lion” against “criminal” since they’re the same stat, I have pictures of one of my work charges taking out a surveillance system from the mauled camera itself, absolute reprobates always trying to commit shenanigans

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@KateLechler Poor pooch!! Definitely not a vet, so take this with all the grains of salt you like, but as someone with a dog who at least once a year sets up her camp on an ant hill and gets absolutely covered, that does look like what I’ve seen. Hope you both feel better soon!!

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@alexsteed I grew up watching it and assumed it was a fever dream until I revisited it as an adult, what a delightful garbage fire

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@KateLechler ‘m still undone / I’m not quite young / But IiiiiIII I still try / Cross my heart now I hope to die (Orville Peck owns me heart and SOUL)

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@whyaredads Y’all coming for my grim little apple eating child self RELENTLESSLY (and I adore it)

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@whyaredads re this weeks bonus episode (I’m thriving) is there any bigger dad energy than Gandalf’s constant re/disappearances, plus his “Now now, I’m already late because of bothering with you people” before shoving them into a perilous trek through Mirkwood alone??

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@whyaredads The show’s such an unmitigated delight, it’s so wonderful getting to listen to people so engagingly and sincerely talk about feelings through the lens (especially in lockdown) that we get a lot of our feelings, the media we love! The episode drop is always a highlight of my week

[Morgan @ZooManMorgan]

@Remember_Sarah If you’ve already got a Smaug that is a perfect malevolent kitty cat, you could never need anything else, and 10 year old me who compulsively rented that VHS from the library was and still is right