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pissm

[G @Zoompowprap]

Wooks will tell you that drinking soda is bad for you and that they found their third eye but will give birth in a portapotty and leave it there

[G @Zoompowprap]

Ive actually been sober for 10 years I just like lying for fun

[G @Zoompowprap]

Screaming pls I have ray gun as my wife beats me with a ps5 controller

[G @Zoompowprap]

I store my cocaine in an urn and dont explain to anyone what im really snorting

[G @Zoompowprap]

Sometimes I think about the 10 year old I heard on fortnite talking about hookers and Hitler on the mic

[G @Zoompowprap]

No one in my family better tell my kids how I was as a teenager because if they decide to throw a party while im at work just because mom did that to grandma I'll lose it

[G @Zoompowprap]

Look Jax I know we dont get along but look I found my nose

[G @Zoompowprap]

>cheats with hookers
>is told to leave me alone for 3 years
>is blocked on IG Facebook and Snapchat on multiple accounts he's made since the breakup
>"hey"

[G @Zoompowprap]

I know i was never the problem because for 3 years my ex has been trying to hmu by making new accounts

[G @Zoompowprap]

@flint_md If i eat cum will my pineapples taste better

[G @Zoompowprap]

What swinger decided that pineapple is going to be their go to fruit

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My dog died from a self inflicted gunshot wound

[🏳️‍🌈 Crack Addicted Whore @whore_addicted]

"the terrible twos" are what I call my diarrhea

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Slut shaming a Victoria’s Secret mannequin

[G @Zoompowprap]

@funnee_monke Yea he had just tried when I posted this lmaoo

[G @Zoompowprap]

Just pack a punched my firstborn

[Franklin the GOAT® @FranklinDaGoat]

My brain is composed of 100,000 fruit flies

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

eating bananas in the shower with the lights off to simulate being a scared monkey in the rainforest