zoot

@zootlikestoast.bsky.social come find me

[zoot @ZootLikesToast]

Reading smut on the subway but the smut is Song of Myself by Walt Whitman

[bl**ne @alphatransfag]

writing cover letters feels soooo "ever since i was a little boy, i knew i wanted to be an administrative assistant when i grew up"

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

exposed brick is a huge selling point in apartments because you can do standup comedy there

[zoot @ZootLikesToast]

Greetings loyal followers. I regret to inform you that this is the end. Of democracy? Possibly. But also I am moving to Bluesky. Someone told me to and I am a sheep-erson.

Goodbye. I love you.

[zoot @ZootLikesToast]

What does a sheep call his fruity grandma?
His Bah-Nana

[erika @yeeeerika]

sorry, i have plans.

the plans:

[zoot @ZootLikesToast]

@prcsor One day…

[zoot @ZootLikesToast]

Just found a dead spider in my bowl of cereal so I’m just really prepping for when I move to Australia

[Andrew J. Salazar @AndrewJ626]

I'm about to re-enact National Treasure...

[mary @barzyhsx]

WOAH WOAHHHH

[Ericka ♡ @NeonTravesty]

Steve Martin and Martin Short will forever be my favorite old gay married couple

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[mary @barzyhsx]

the gif is even better omg slut

[mary @barzyhsx]

exactly

[adriana @downtownbarz]

reminder that if my hockey team wins a preseason game we are making a cup run and if they lose it’s just preseason game and everyone needs to stop being so dramatic

[zoot @ZootLikesToast]

@Owen_Egerton ...lets just say you're on thin ice

[zoot @ZootLikesToast]

sometimes i really hate film majors

[Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast @KermitmentPod]

It's a Femimahnamahna!

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

The DNC surprise is going to be a seussical revival