OldZorro

Minecraft player and teller of tall tales. Love to meet new people and share Dad Jokes and stories to make us smile.

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@Porkchop70Games We love you, Porkchop. Wait... I meant to say that I love pork chops! You are pretty OK, too. :)

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@Frilioth @ProstateUK Thank you for what you do! Huge props.

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@Frilioth Thanks for bringing attention to this very important topic. Getting checked is quick, easy and saves lives.

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I went to McDonald's today and had a kid's meal.
Her mom seemed really upset.

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@TheBunnyBond Mind blown!

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@ukGrannyGamer Thank you, Granny! I hope that you have a wonderful year!

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@AvoMinecraft Wait...what!?! Has hell frozen over?

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@TheBunnyBond I have a friend that says God made teenagers the way they are so you don't mind when they move out of the house.

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It took 7 years but someone just found my review helpful..

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@Porkchop70Games Sorry that I missed out. I was playing with my own balls. :(

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@x_jasey You are too smart for your own good!

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Do you like Minecraft? Do you like wood buttons? Do you like scary stories? Creaky and I are putting together some videos that combine 2 of the 3 above. Can you guess which two?

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I ordered a coffee without cream.
The barista says, “Sorry sir, we don’t sell cream, is it okay if you have it without milk?”

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Laying in bed I was thinking "What if I was sick in the hospital and the nurse handed me my phone to talk to Creaky one last time?" Right there I decided that I would not wait until it was too late to talk to her. I woke her up and said "Don't look through my email when I'm dead.

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@Frilioth Thanks, Fril! A soon as were ready to get started my CPU died. Been waiting weeks for a new one to arrive! Damn shortage!

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Do you miss hearing Creaky's laugh? We are working on a couple of projects now that has us both excited. If it turns out the way we are planning it should be worth a few giggles.

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@IcewolfNorthern She is adorable!

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@MysticMCWizard Thanks, Mystic!

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@jjaaxxthelegend Wonderful quote, Jax! Thanks for sharing!