Tara Rose Stromberg

[Tara Rose Stromberg @Zortianographer]

- @assemblymanjoe - As a supporter of @BrooklynNAACP, I urge you to support legislation in this session to #Repeal50A and end the secrecy of police misconduct and abuse in New York. #BKNAACP #WeAreDoneDying

[Tara Rose Stromberg @Zortianographer]

- @salazarsenate - As a supporter of @BrooklynNAACP, I urge you to support legislation in this session to #Repeal50A and end the secrecy of police misconduct and abuse in New York. #BKNAACP #WeAreDoneDying

[Tara Rose Stromberg @Zortianographer]

Some days you can't help thinking, "It sure would be nice to hug a doggo right now." ☹️ #desperatetimescallfordesperatemeasures

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Cause what I really need after a long day is a train car of preteens singing pop music using only the word "Meow." #megrumpylady #makeitstop

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Maybe I'll just vote for that fly who keeps buzzing around the #debate stage. At this point, he seems the most qualified.

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25% of suburban life is spent finding parking spaces. #sadbuttrue #notforNYers

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"I say, be nice to your neighbors, even if you HATE them!"- Elderly papal groupies on #njtransit; an interesting inverse of its usual crowd.

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@SecretFormulaNY Donatello was the turtle of my dreams; sensitive, intelligent and unafraid to wear purple. #spoonstoonsandbooze

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Welp, I spent #InternationalWomensDay doing laundry. (At least it was my own...?) #sigh

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What to my wondering eyes should appear, but @DIRECTV shut us off for Christmas this year. #bahhumbug #noyulelogforus

[Tara Rose Stromberg @Zortianographer]

Last night I had a dream that Vladimir Putin was hosting a televised beauty pageant in drag face.

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Today I learned that I'm descended from the flat-footed dinosaurs. #diplodocusdad

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"Off we go, into the dank-ass yonder."

[Tara Rose Stromberg @Zortianographer]

Currently hydroplaning across the Williamsburg Bridge under giant flashes of lightning. #whycabbywhy #anxiety

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I just had Prosecco for dinner. #producethenight

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It's a double eye twitch kind of day.

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AND two adorable little girls are singing "Wheels on the Bus"...on the bus - cannot handle the loves.

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The B24 driver saw me running to catch his bus from my apt this morning & waited at the next stop; I so full of the thankfuls. #mta #winning

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What is up with me constantly walking into people's farts today? Is this some cruel form of karma? #foreverdownwind

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Tweet I posted about seeing #MichaelCera on Crosby/Houston last Fri has mysteriously disappeared...does this mean it never really happened?