Zak Owens

Financial Advisor | Millikin University | Washed Up Thrower of Baseballs

[Zak Owens @Zowens15]

@irish1155 You watch your mouth

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Football is back and so is the pain of being a Cowboys fan

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@BarstoolILL ….July fools?

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Illinois game has been over for a while and I’m still thrown off by @papicurbelo11 not wearing a headband.

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MSU ats is a trap that I fall into every time. Gonna need another stimmy

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Still can’t wrap my head around why people care about a fake royal family

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This season for Illinois is great and all but it doesn’t exactly seem real. I miss going nuts in a packed Assembly Hall. I especially feel bad for the players not being able to experiencing that atmosphere

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What. A. Game.

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@BarstoolILL @IlliniMBB @CoachUnderwood Assembly Hall*

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It’s 8 vs 5 on the court right now. This is pathetic

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Seriously curious how @Ford determined the mpg for the F150. Did they push it down a hill? Tow it around town?

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@barstoolcarl Put In Bay

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It feels so wrong being bored while watching the super bowl. This is tough

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@dandakich mic cutting out might be the best thing that has happened in this game

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Playing defense is a crime in the Big 10

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All this trading is proof that anything can preform like Bitcoin if you treat it like Bitcoin

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Illinois min wage is currently $11. The proposed $15/hour is a 36% increase...so who do I have to talk to to get a 36% raise

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Took the Rams in my survivor league. No questions at this time

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Idk what’s worse. The calls in this game or listening to @dandakich

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Refs have to recognize the difference between fouls and players that are soft. You can’t punish teams for being tough