Zoë

Big fan of weird and my dog, occasionally my kid.

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@E4Chelsea What is coming soon???? A week? 2 weeks? Give me a time line!!!!!!

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@Mike_Pence Utter fucktard

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@Mike_Pence Traditional values? You're a traditional Cockwombling, TwatWaffling fuck monkey!

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@DrewAfualo I'm only 5'9" and when a guy says to me that he's 5'9" I'm looking down on him saying "ok".

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@anon_opin

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@CNN I know Americans can't use the metric but hamsters????? Really????

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@TheScaryNature Is this the first scene of Sharknado?

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@notcapnamerica Nope. Non. Noh. Never. Fuck no.

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@mattrife My husband was proper saying "fuck that dude" like loads, hunners in fact. Your Scotland show sold out very fecking quick so if you ever want to stick it to the man. Nows your chance 😂

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@JamesArthur23 @harrisonjbrock Am I missing something, isn't James saying to him to stop saying faggot?

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@NoContextHumans

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@DrProudman Wasn't he found not guilty?

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@UberFacts Spotify. I love it. If it went up to 60 a month I'd pay that. I would get rid of all streaming apps and sky for Spotify.

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@Tgilly27 @takeyourzoloft Why do people keep saying them though? L didn't know about the engagement.

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@thatonequeen I don't find it offensive but at the same time I also would rather not be referred to as that.

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@anon_opin Clunge. That's the worst by far, however your point still stands 😂

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@Caitlyn_Jenner I'm so confused. Are you not trans?

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@anon_opin It's a white Range Rover not black.

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@jilld17 I had no idea outwith was that Scottish 🤔

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@stats_feed There's no way that can be true.......
The UK at 18?