TheStrombreaker

Pro Procrastinator
Can't talk, jokes only.

[TheStrombreaker @Zstormbreaker]

@ArvindKejriwal Sir, do you not think now it is a time to strengthen our Govt. hands. इतिहास याद रखेगा कि जब देश दुश्मनों से लड़ रहा था आपने घर में होली जलाई।

[Aman @Humourlessly]

Me - Hey
Gf - I don't want to be with you anymore
Me - Why?
Gf - My bestfriend's bestfriend's boyfriend ditched her.
Me - So? Meri kya galti?
Gf - Ladke to ho na?. You all boys are same

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

A full day on Saturn is 10 Earth hours, but a year lasts more than 29 Earth years. If you're under the age of 29, you're *technically* not even a year old on Saturn.

[युवा बिहारी अमित कुमार झा @AKJhaLjp]

@orphangirl82 @pankajsharam ए इश्क… मुझको कुछ और जख्म चाहियें…
अब मेरी शायरी में वो बात नहीं रही…!!

[forever_akela @forever_akela]

*On call*

She: Kya kr rhey ho?
Me: Chai pee rha hu
She: Mai whaan hoti toh kya krte?
Me: Tumhare sath Chai peeta
She: Chai nhi hoti toh kya karte?
Me: Chai bna kr peeta
She: Agr chai bnane ka samaan nhi hota?
Me: To bahar se samaan laa k Chai bnata aur phir peeta..

#MeSheStory

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Pluto never made a full orbit around the sun from the time it was discovered to when it was declassified as a planet.

[TheStrombreaker @Zstormbreaker]

Miss you #Ahmedabad

[TheStrombreaker @Zstormbreaker]

"MODERN SLAVES ARE NOT IN CHAINS, THEY ARE IN DEBT"

[Sudhir Chaudhary @sudhirchaudhary]

चंदन गुप्ता अगर चाँद खान या चंदन वेमूला होता तो आज देश में माहौल बिलकुल अलग होता।मीडिया और नेताओं को समझना होगा कि हर भारतीय के अधिकार बराबर हैं।चाहे वो खान हो,वेमुला हो या गुप्ता हो।अधिक जानकारी के लिए भारत का संविधान पढ़ें।

[TheStrombreaker @Zstormbreaker]

#NewProfilePic

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

There are whales alive today that are older than ‘Moby-Dick.’

[forever_akela @forever_akela]

4 din ki zindagi hai, aur usmein se 2 din YouTube ki videos se pehle waley Ads dekhne mein khatm ho jani hai. Smh

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

It was illegal for men to be shirtless on American beaches until 1937.

[Anshul Saxena @AskAnshul]

Anyone from Kasganj who can help me to connect family of Chandan Gupta?

[Chinmay @Atheist_Chinmay]

Ramchandra kah gye Siya se
Aisa Kalyug ayega
Kitni bhi achhi Meme bana lo
Ek bkl "Ye ho chuka h " comment kr jayega..

[catalyst22 @solitude2296]

સ્ત્રી ના પ્રેમ માં જો જીદ ના હોત તો આજે,

મંદીર માં કૃષ્ણ ની બાજુ માં રાધા ના હોત...

[Anshul Saxena @AskAnshul]

BSF refuses to exchange sweets with Pak Rangers. Who started this Drama so called Tradition? Make Sense & Be Practical at-least in case of Pak. They hardly care about Gestures. Why should we do it either? Those surviving beyond border enjoying sweets might have killed our Saviors