Gilbert Beilschmidt

Personification of Prussia! Awesomest person here and master of pickup lines!

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you"

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"You're a lot like the ocean; Beautiful, salty and temperamental"

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Do you like Mexican because I'll wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito"

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Are you a bank loan because you've got my interest."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"I'm jealous of your clothes, because they're touching your body and I'm not."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Your ass is bigger than my future."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn't know what perfect was until I met you."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"I think I'm a treasure hunter, because I'm digging your chest."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

//Update on the tea I had November 11th last year.. I like it now. Shit.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Are you a firework because you're loud and fucking annoying."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"You must be a broom, because you swept me off me feet."

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Want to workout?"

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Do you have a shovel? 'Cause I'm digging that ass~"

[Gilbert Beilschmidt @ZteAwesomeMe]

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"