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World-renowned paleontologist by day, fossil-hater forum commenter by night

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@nard_ascending what up

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@LilFinFan s/o for s/o?

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@LilFinFan want to hangout?

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@itzjuztjeremy r u off the grid?

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Putting creatine in a plastic wrap and asking jacked guys at the pool if they want bag

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Guy 1: that dog is handsome as hell
Guy 2: paws

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Need the job at the Bean Boozled jelly bean company where i just think of things that would taste like shit

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When its been 3 weeks since your military industrial complex ting has sent you a tweet or idea @itzjuztjeremy

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Been hearing the phrase “carve nature at its joints” a lot lately, i like it

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Cutting the cord on my phone, simply game subscriptions and micro-transactions from now on

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Imagine jacking off in a traditional japanese style house with the wall open

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I need to set my internal grind clock back a day cuz its labor day and i woke up in beast mode 😂😂😂

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Thats my secret cap, i always have to pee

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Do not get me going on anything

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Listen doc, i dont see why u are confused, i told u i think i move weird. Are u gonna help me or not?

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@LilFinFan Your concern is knighted bro

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Gonna start saying cool and honorable things/people are “knighted” #NewSlangAlert

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@LilFinFan LOL lil finfan, u crack me up, your profile picture is so funny looking, is it based off of anyone?

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#NewProfilePic

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@itzjuztjeremy Nice tweet! What does it mean?