Ken.W.A.

howdy partner

[Ken.W.A. @ZuckSession]

The #APStats exam without context

[🍉 rider ☽☾ i want you safe.. my doctor..🔻 @Iegomonkiekid]

this one got a chuckle out of me

[Jim Nantz’ big toe @TimRantz]

Enes Kanter in the Sparks locker room

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

I got summoned to HR today. Turns out informing my coworker that he’s clearly a C-section baby judging by how hard he avoids labour is “not appropriate workplace conduct.”

[tasman @lildorothy_]

just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay

[Infinite Books @infinitebooks]

In March of 1973, a man wrote to E. B. White, the author of Charlotte’s Web, confessing that he had lost all faith in humanity. Here was E. B. White’s reply

[Pubity @pubity]

A 10 year-old boy from Japan discovered that butterflies can remember their time as caterpillars.

Jo Nagai noticed his caterpillars still loved him after turning into butterflies, and the affection he had for them led to a genuine scientific discovery.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said, “When you walk through a museum, you’re not just looking at art. You’re moving through centuries of people trying to explain love, grief, power, beauty, and belonging.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a museum described so beautifully.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

gonna prank my landlord when he come to collect rent tomorrow lmaooo gonna get him so good

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[Eve ⚢ @tinglespoon]

if i was odysseus i wouldve just called my wife to tell her im alive because i live in the modern times and not da ancient times

[Krishna Lahoti @avgphoenixguy]

happy girlfriend's day to the girl i fumbled because i was still fighting battles within myself. you deserved a version of me i hadn't become yet. i hope you're happier than ever.

[Bobby Spence @postcrabcore]

Damn this would be sick though lol

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You have to Destroy your Sleep Schedule as an act of Protest to Big Time

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

shawty bad, like morally

[redrum @griffisu]

girls will go on a date with you knowing full well her ex is driving around trying to find and kill you both

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

Once Covid is over I’m going to get a girlfriend

[Ken.W.A. @ZuckSession]

@bigboybokchoy @SonOfABoyDad Francis Be like
@rone @lilsamsquanch66