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Future News. Strategery Engine predicting the past since 2045; note the timestamps. Mostly here for the Schadenfreude... aka Zoe Mellontikos.

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I feel like few people realize how much of a shit show the US is going to experience between 4 Nov 2020 and 19 Jan 2021. @realDonaldTrump will have lost the election but still have the authority to seriously fuck shit up for 77 days.

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@messedupfoods Why did the water come from an iron? You obviously had cups available, as seen in this video.

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They're telegraphing the coming freakout early this year...

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In future news...
July 2nd, 2026: As the final votes are tallied for the CA primary elections, MAGA freaks out over the "blue shift" in the numbers since election day, despite clear history of similar trends in past elections; makes unfounded claims of conspiracy and fraud.

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@Jordan_W_Taylor Yes. In the pre-FADEC days, hydromechanical engine controls were incredible.

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@AceRumble @PrimeVideo Initially had the same problem with my FireTV. Figured out I had to disable HDR in the Prime Video app settings. Now when I play an episode, it prompts whether I want B&W or Color.

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@SenMarkKelly @SenMarkKelly Remember when we dragged President Carter through the mud over a matter of $400K? (alleged and later cleared, btw). That allegation was peanuts (literally) compared to the level of confirmed, out-in-the-open corruption we see now.

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There will be signs...

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In future news...
May 35th, 2026: With the US and its allies embroiled in a proctrated war with Iran, China sees an opening and invades Taiwan.

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Welcome to another TACO Tuesday...

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@flyarcher This video is sus. Fixed objects at different distances in the background move relative to each other. They are using a moving camera driving down the adjacent taxiway; this is a camera trick to give the impression that N704AX is moving faster than it really is (or at all).

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I'm 95% certain this photo ends up in history textbooks... not in a good way.

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In future news:
"Trump fires U.S. Attorney..."

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@JamesSurowiecki When you're capable of playing 5D chess, then merging companies across different timelines is mere child's play.

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@OriginalFunko Got lucky this year. Made it in immediately after the queue opened and scored 2 tickets. Was listed as sold out a few minutes after I completed checkout. Seems like very few tickets were available for sale this morning, maybe less than 800? ... with ~200,000 in queue.

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Right on schedule... Welcome to another TACO Tuesday!

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@RobertMSterling @AntiToxicPeople Would be nice if sex predators were always held accountable this swiftly... (looking at you, Donny!)

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In future news...
April 17th, 2026: Trump tells Pope Leo to stay in his lane by Tuesday or he'll "start bombing Vatican City and wipe out an entire religion."
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April 21st, 2026: Trump chickens out. /s

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@atrupar That's her nice way of saying, "It's the economy, stupid!"

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The category is: iconic space quotes I use daily.

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In future news...
April 7th, 2026: Trump chickens out, postpones deadline. The strait remains closed. Welcome to another TACO Tuesday in the greatest unforced error of the Trump presidency.

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@realtrumpstein By what mechanism, specifically? I think early Jan 2027 would be more likely, pending midterm results.