Zulu88

Master of the Force, uncanny ability to be there at the right time for the wrong reason. Sheffield Poly, GMP.

[Wythenshawe Police (GMP) @GMPWythenshawe]

#ARREST | Officers responded to reports of a vehicle stuck on a tram line. The driver was breathalysed and blew 72 at the roadside. He was subsequently arrested and taken to custody.

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

Must be T4 at @manairport

[Stephanie @airport_girl]

This is next level customer service. 💯

[Cheshire Police @cheshirepolice]

🚨 You have underpaid your tax and there is a warrant out for your arrest, pay now! 🚨

HMRC won't send you messages like this, only criminals will try to rush or panic you. Taking a moment to stop and think before parting with your money or info could keep you safe.

#TakeFive

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

Is this the most stupid piece of journalism you've ever seen?

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Map shows UK areas that may be ruined if Russia launched nuclear bomb ​on London https://t.co/uPTnvYTszI

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@artichokebistro Be a coincidence that.

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

Helped, dictated, authorised, signed off, voted on, but no one told him about them.

#Buffoon

#incompetent

#Liar

#Leadership

#Twat

BBC News - Nobody warned me drinks event was against rules - Boris Johnson
https://t.co/FqxIBODcwc

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@artichokebistro @pansy1917 Eh?

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

Len's just been to have his ears syringed.

What?

Len has just been to have his ears syringed

Pardon

LEN HAS HAD HIS EARS SYRINGED

Don't have to shout.

Comedy gold.

@pansy1917 @artichokebistro

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

People dieing in the Channel and Bell end manages to piss the French off so much that the planned meetings have been binned by them. What a knob.

https://t.co/CwOSAosxVZ

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

Nope, 11k less than there was in 2010. Many thousands of support staff not replaced, hundreds of years of experience lost. Front line teams without the skills and experience they need to be effective. Stop the spin.

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

🎯 Over 11,000 extra police officers have been recruited across England and Wales since 2019 as part of our pledge to recruit 20,000 additional officers.

Make the difference ⤵️
https://t.co/0g9rl4FRJm

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@artichokebistro @skiologist Not even Sauron would allie with this lot.

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

Unlike Prince Andrew Emma Raducuna isn't afraid of the US Courts

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@AnniMurf You missed "cheap".

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@RAF_Luton I'd rather take my chances in Mogadishu.

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@artichokebistro @retroelin Marbles.

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@artichokebistro Special mention for the Parking enforcement officers having to trudge around in that hot uniform. Make sure you give them a cheery wave and a cool drink.

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

Today I did a very grown up thing. Went to the bank and paid the Mortgage off.

I think I should spend what I was paying on booze and hookers. The rest I'll just waste.

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@simongue6 @TheBURGERMEIST2 Not as long as you'd think

[Zulu88 @Zulu88]

@LymmPol

This afternoon my wife and dog were victims of blatant woke abuse on Sourbrook fields Lymmhay Lane. Our German Shepherd was ignored and none of the other dogs would play with her. It's clear she was ignored due to her nationality. Please can this be looked into?