Jason Hoffman

Lunatic, Zombie T-shirt Designer, Gamer, member,
horror/zombie fb,

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

The love of my life, Lindsey Joyce Scott, pictured here with her former boss, the current vice president, passed away in January of this year.
Lindsey was an amazing person, who coincidentally looked eerily similar to Maisie Williams.
I am now, truly, broken.

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

@billywwells @ZoboWithShotgun @Zombie_Snackss @ZombiePunkShow @ZombieRiot @ZombieZak @zworldhq @XxBlueCoffeexX @_HorrorGirl_ @12nighthorror @13XCHANGE @1428ELMStreett Thank you Billy, keep putting the fear out there.

[Billy Wells @billywwells]

When you feel like a good scare! #TERRORS-VOL -5-8 https://t.co/zJa6jQ2QGP https://t.co/7ZkuVSUGLu Please RT
@ZoboWithShotgun @Zombie_Snackss @ZombiePunkShow @ZombieRiot @ZombieZak @ZumbTees @zworldhq @XxBlueCoffeexX @_HorrorGirl_ @12nighthorror @13XCHANGE @1428ELMStreett

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

@GroovyBruce Happy birthday, now shut up already...
You'd think you saved the world or something...

[Billy Wells @billywellshorro]

It's not human and it has an ax! #CREEPERS-VOL 11 https://t.co/OJt0CJMW8t
https://t.co/VduD24dt1p
Please RT
@XGlamourGhoul @Y2John84 @Yhubywhite @YoutopianJ @ZeitgeistZero @ZoboWithShotgun @Zombie_Snackss @ZombiePunkShow @ZombieRiot @ZombieZak @ZumbTees @zworldhq @_HorrorGirl_

[Billy Wells @billywwells]

If limbs hacked off don't make you queasy! SCARY STORIES-VOL 4 https://t.co/YpuuKTX4kG
Please RT
@Zombie_Snackss @ZombiePunkShow @ZombieRiot @ZombieZak @ZumbTees @zworldhq @_HorrorGirl_ @_SpectreVision @12nighthorror @13XCHANGE @1428ELMStreett @16mmInferno @1BeardedWeirdo

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

@billywwells @XGlamourGhoul @Y2John84 @Yhubywhite @YoutopianJ @ZeitgeistZero @ZoboWithShotgun @ZombieRiot @ZombieZak @zworldhq @_HorrorGirl_ @_SpectreVision @12nighthorror Thank you Billy

[Billy Wells @billywwells]

If limbs hacked off don't make you queasy! CREEPERS-VOL 7 https://t.co/2jaT9LSQDJ
Please RT
@XGlamourGhoul
@Y2John84
@Yhubywhite
@YoutopianJ
@ZeitgeistZero
@ZoboWithShotgun
@ZombieRiot
@ZombieZak
@ZumbTees
@zworldhq
@_HorrorGirl_
@_SpectreVision
@12nighthorror

[Billy Wells @billywellshorro]

Hot off the press! #CREEPERS-VOL 9 https://t.co/TcQQn0SShn Please RT @witchhusband
@wolfmansnards
@WorldFogWatch
@WorldHaunted
@writingiswar
@XGlamourGhoul
@Y2John84
@ZeitgeistZero
@ZoboWithShotgun
@Zombie_Snackss
@ZombieFilmRevus
@ZombieRiot
@ZombieZak
@ZumbTees
@zworldhq

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

@billywwells @ZombieZak @zworldhq @_HorrorGirl_ @_SpectreVision @12nighthorror @1carolinagirl @237_TheOverlook @2GTHorror @31nitesofhorror @3cheeks82 @70shorrorkid @77MASH @Adam_Fn_Green Thank you Billy

[Billy Wells @billywwells]

if limbs hacked off don't make you queasy #CREEPERS-VOL 8 https://t.co/fTlxBFQHcJ Please RT
@ZombieZak
@ZumbTees
@zworldhq
@_HorrorGirl_
@_SpectreVision
@12nighthorror
@1carolinagirl
@237_TheOverlook
@2GTHorror
@31nitesofhorror
@3cheeks82
@70shorrorkid
@77MASH
@Adam_Fn_Green

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

@UPS It wasn't my package, it was my construction site, maybe use less automation and actually read the entire statement, and maybe don't keep a person on hold for half an hour when they have a complaint...

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

Dear @UPS,

Please change your automatic delivery preset from garage to front door. I have a garage under construction, and your driver chose to argue with me when I told him he wasn't to enter the garage to deliver a package that wasn't designated for construction delivery...

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

proceed as you see fit from here, I do not have the driver's name, and didn't bother trying to get it since my job is to complete the customer's project, not babysit drivers.

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

know better than to argue with someone on a delivery who has directed them to make a reasonable change of course, he was carrying a small envelope, not delivering a massive container that would be difficult to locate elsewhere... This happened in Tallahassee, FL, you may

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

I am not going to win, and in a few hours I will be cut from the contest, in 13th place...

Thank you to those that voted for me.

https://t.co/5V1i7XyqmN

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

Whelp, looks like I'm not surviving the 3rd cut... But I could keep the 13th spot in the group, so there's always that...

https://t.co/5V1i7XhnkN

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

I am currently 13th in my group, with another cut days away, you can vote daily for free, or for a donation to the B+ Foundation, which provides aid to families facing childhood cancers, you can cast extra votes... #SupportCharities #HorrorCommunity #HorrorFamily

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

Second cut has been survived... Muahahaha... Get the vote out, help some charities.... And remember, if I win I'll donate $1000 to @Scaresthatcare, $1000 to
@MakeAWish, and $1000 to @AmericanHumane

https://t.co/5V1i7XgPvf

[Jason Hoffman @ZumbTees]

@billywwells @XGlamourGhoul @Y2John84 @Yhubywhite @ZeitgeistZero @ZoboWithShotgun @Zombie_Snackss @ZombieFilmRevus @ZombieRiot @ZombieZak @zworldhq Thank you Billy