Mayor_papi

Nobody Cares

[Mayor_papi @ZwMayor]

@JayJayTeamTruth Kuti tichaswera pano kuty hatisweri pano hameno😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i will never understand people who get happy about surprise visits. if you show up at my place as a surprise, you ruin my day.

[✰ @Eddie_new_life]

u can always tell when a person couldn’t wait to have an issue with you

[ßtc @buzorszn]

A nigga is about to win again.

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

There’s a certain look people give when they’re really into you. you just know

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

"incorrect username or password"

BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!

[NoRonny @RonPonceDeLeon]

Once a bitch start talking about anxiety I know that body count over 20

[Mayor_papi @ZwMayor]

@joseph_kalimbwe The honest answer is the rich will continue getting rich and the poor will stay poor

[Taylor🕊️ @flowwithtaylor]

as a guy, if you no guide, your life experience will be limited to your room and evening strolling on your street.

[𝐑𝐞𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐞 @RealRexxie]

There’s a new wave of twitter boys out now to kill every trust you have for a woman it’s very important you listen to them

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Women in their 30's are meant for Men who lost their wives....

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Men, never get terrified at giving your woman a bit of “competition anxiety” sometimes it’s important that your woman never forgets that you are the real prize and she always needs to come correct or she will be corrected.

[Riċ @ricblurs]

due to personal reasons i need more money

[kakuzu @kakuzus6thheart]

Used to think my dick was average sized till i really looked at it in the hands of women.

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in ur eyes is gone

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🏟️ 208 games.
⚽️ 126 goals.
🅰️ 67 assists.

🏆 FIFA World Cup
🏆🏆 Copa América
🏆 Finalissima

The end of the Lionel Messi era with Argentina. 🇦🇷

[ᵈʳ 𝑼𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒐 🧐 @tonnie_montana]

As Zimbabweans we nolonger use protection, we are protected by Kenyans

[Grandson @Isaac304ktrey]

Bafana bafana coach telling his players to go and take ARVs mid match

[j @filthyassjeans]

apparently i am disliked at my job because im too quiet. these niggas r hilariously retarded wtf

[hunter @3gpmh]

no enemy can do what 10 months of 2026 have done to me