Mampara 😎Jack

Farmer by Birth😎 foodluver, Biltong Bandit, Beer Whisperer... 🥃 🥃Moyondizvo.... Rozvi Royalty!!! GunnerRific Fan, Orlando Pirate .. CrusadeOn!! AllBlack🤓

[Mampara 😎Jack @ZwRozvi]

Me walking out of 2019 like...

[Retired Elder Rex M.E Midzi @RexMidzi]

Surely a mans IQ should be higher than your shoe size

Anything less is just embarrassing

Who this exceptional lad ? He speaks so much sense

[International Kandizzle ✈️ @KingKandoro]

Madiro andinoota Father of Sharon ka! I have never watched any video yavanenge vachinzi vabhaiza.

[Anesu Mapisa @mapisaanesu]

Pane company yai advertiswa pa Star FM ye fertilizer I think ma scam. Compound D $20 & C $21 kutanga riini?. Few days I go I went to one of their branches in Harare and some farmers who had paid in advance couldn’t get their bags and now I think they are selling IVHU repachuru

[Retired Elder Rex M.E Midzi @RexMidzi]

Surely you should be mourning Muku not changing strategy

🫂

Strength to you

[Ndues boy @ndues_boy]

You are licking a new set of balls 🤣🤣🤣☠️

[JIGGA 🦍 @Makomborerol]

The poverty in Zimbabwe is so high that ukangotanga kurarama normal life , everyone thinks uri mbinga.If it gets into your head unotanga kuuya pa social media uchida ku prover prover 🤦🏾‍♂️ neku flexa just normal cars or imba

[mmatigari @matigary]

Dhafu adopted the Ginimbi style after Covid. Before that he didn’t have much, in fact he mostly showed off shoes.

Mhofu Ginimbi started this Rolls Royce thing.

In fact, Ginimbi used to mock Dhafu for trying to compete with him while driving a Mercedes - a car he termed “a car for civil servants”.

Only after Ginimbi’s demise did Dhafu adopt the Ginimbi style. Before that papasina cash.

[International Kandizzle ✈️ @KingKandoro]

I’m reminded of that scene in American Gangster when the detectives used the boxing match to catch rare sightings of all several persons of interest.

It was there that they saw people who had been rumored to exist and run things, for the very first time.

By the time the night was over, they even had images of these people. Made it easier to build their cases.

[Joe Black 🇿🇼 @joeblackzw]

Two things I hate, racists and liars, and this bitch somehow combined the two

[Arsenal Rep @Arsenal_rep1]

💣 🚨: Graham Potter said the number of players out for Sweden is almost equivalent to Manchester City charges, Gyökeres was trying to hold his laugh 😂

I love how everyone is mocking Man City

[1MissVal🫶🏽 @thatzambezichic]

Aihwa kuva mvana nditori mvana and ndozvitoripo. Kana wanga uine allergy waingoignowa comment yangu. But here you wanting a “savage moment.” Kana ukne problem stereki unogona kubloka iwewe because handisi kuzobloka enda kana waita allergy reaction wamama🤣

[Mampara 😎Jack @ZwRozvi]

@bla_bidza Saka vanhu vorima mapaddock manje?

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

In Paediatric oncology we once lost 4 children in one night because of a lack of resources. Even after 2 years I remember their names. For 2 of them we could not find blood. The other one needed a chest drain she died while waiting for it. The last one needed a CT guided intervention. Blood was an issue because government owed a lot of money to NBSZ. No CT in the hospital.

For context all gifts given to Jah Prayzah could buy 10 CT machines and settle the arrears with NBSZ.
Death is far kinder than what they deserve.

[Tinaye Wayne 🕰️ @Tinayechiketa]

I didn’t like Wicknell; as a matter of fact, I had blocked him. I knew who he was. He profited from taxpayers’ money, and some of us called it out when he was alive. What I can’t do is celebrate his death. Ihope we use the same energy to hold those who are still alive to account

[Arteta ++ @Artetaplux]

I was @artetaplus but got suspended this afternoon after I tweeted about the Manchester City 115 charges

Manchester City fans reported my account and it got suspended

If you are seeing this, let's be friends once again and build together

Let's keep Arsenal & Arteta work alive

[Adamski Jahman @jahman_adamski]

Forget the sprinkler why was he nyegaring the grass

[MJM. @MJMleatherware]

Not sure kuti MuZim chete here or?

But VIP ticket neOrdinary hazvina musiyano wakati kwetsere.

[🅾🅻🅳 🅱🅰🅻🅳 🅶🅾🅾🅽🅴🆁 @OBG_AFC]

RT if you watched Arsenal play in the

1970s
1980s
1990s
2000s
2010s
2020s

[Malcom Mufunde @MalcomMufunde]

My thoughts on the latest ZWitter drama.

[Detroit Gooner @GoonerInDetroit]

Honestly, this is still my favorite app..

So many amazing people on here!