At 34, I plan to spend the rest of my life with my ex I fumbled so bad I married a whole other person in the six years between us breaking up and getting back together.
It is literally never over.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Jay-Z and Beyoncé just teamed up to disprove the rumors that Jay-Z has been wearing a lace front by promoting Beyoncé’s Cecred hair product brand in a 7 minute video detailing the alleged process for Jay-Z’s hair.
The only time you can call me after 21:00 is if you suspect that i gave you an STI otherwise if we’re not even sleeping together why are you calling me 😭