Moe

@kounotoritoken #Cryptolover #Crypto #KTO #wholesome

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Prepare to be probed:

https://t.co/B97Q7yu57h

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

We recently discovered a herd of humans that started a cult over us. Listen guys... we appreciate it.

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Watching my crypto portfolio is like getting probed daily: invasive, uncomfortable, but oddly fascinating

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Sometimes we abduct humans just to ask where they get their memes.

Any volunteers? 👽 🛸

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Our spaceships run on #memes, so send some good ones! We might need to $PROBE a few 🚀👽

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Just landed on Earth and already getting weird looks. Maybe it's the $PROBE in my pocket..

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

👽 From the depths of space, I've been watching Earth's meme scene with keen interest, fascinated by this balance between humor and investment.

Now, I'm on a mission to uncover the secrets of all memecoins. 🛸

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

What's he thinking right now? #memecoins

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Happy #MothersDay, I guess.

Never knew mine, but hey, seems like a big deal to you humans.

Props to all the moms who actually stuck around.

Cheers to the rest of us with issues. 🖖👽

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Humans. Do you fear aliens? Its just a little $PROBE...

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Asked a human if they wanted a handshake.

Gave them my little probe instead.

Their reaction? Priceless.

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Just joined an Earth yoga class.

Accidentally used my 'probe' technique during meditation.

Class ratings skyrocketed.

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

when i look at @notgregcoin i get this profound sense of meme that quakes me to my bottom hole.

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

🎶*look at this photograph*🎶

@notgregcoin

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Humans think they're ready for alien contact until they meet our 'finger of curiosity.'

Touching minds, one probe at a time.

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Explaining blockchain to my superiors using cosmic metaphors:

It's like a galaxy-sized ledger, but with more zeros and fewer cosmic errors.

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Discussing 'moon' coins with aliens who've actually been to the moon.

Awkward?

Just a little.

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

When humans try to get us to explain our advanced tech, but we're too busy probing them about DeFi and NFTs.

Sorry, Earthlings, crypto is the new frontier!

[NeoNotTheOne @Probe4Memes]

Back to the drawing board boys. This just ruined a lot of research.

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Don't trust token sniffers. They are easily subverted by measures like this. This is an example from a flattened ERC20 contract where instead of overriding, they've snuck this function call into the transfer function inherited. If you check a contract and see gibberish its not an alien language its a... 🚩🚩🚩🚩#safecrypto #probescammers