The Zip

An enigma wrapped in a megaphone

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

Is no one going to confront this THIEF, Siegel, for STEALING KEANU REEVES'sVOICE...!?! https://t.co/TnH2KuWKNY

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

@kgopinion Don't forget the cerebro-feces!!

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

"If you don't swallow every stupid piece of propaganda I do I will beat you senseless despite my natural & well-founded feeling of embarassment."

Niiiice.

[Jim the hermit @SleepyJim0]

New Year’s resolution. No longer give a damn/be embarrassed about being the only person wearing a 😷. Stop looking at the ground, look the buggers straight in the eye. I’m 6’2, I’m big, ugly and male - bring it on dense coughing maskless 🤬ers.
This is MY street! ROAR!

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

Try scissors: you'll never go back. ;)

[Terrified Coffee @upcoffeecreek]

The best way to eat a steak is with chopsticks and a sharp knife.

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

@upcoffeecreek Try scissors: you'll never go back. ;)

[#CharlesDeservedToLive🇵🇱 @LolaMotz]

also Russian boots will always be in Ukraine because Russians live there
Kiev's ethnic cleansing scheme is not going to work as long as Russia exists
what Westerners don't get is that Ukraine, meanting borderland, is a region of Russia

[Maarten VdA @maartenvda]

A Dutch supermarket chain introduced slow checkouts for people who enjoy chatting, helping many people, especially the elderly, deal with loneliness.
The move has proven so successful that they installed the slow checkouts in 200 stores.

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

"Follow us if you breathe in AND out"

Christ.

[GIANT FREAKIN ROBOT @GFRobot]

Follow us because you know who this is.

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

Read that back to yourself replacing "covid" with "the flu". If you're not a ninety-year-old morbidly-obese diabetic, ya might need a re-think on who's wrong here lol.

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

Remember when just being able to speak English was enough to be able to read your feed?

[Chebureki Man @CheburekiMan]

If Putin had done nothing about Donbas, and just let Kiev terrorize the ethnic Russian population, Russians would have never forgiven him. When Kiev started rolling on Donbas back in February 2022, it was time to finally put a stop to Kiev's crimes against the Russian population.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

this aspect of southern politics will never stop blowing my mind

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

So, what's the (so-called, these days) "left's" excuse?

Really unpardonable & dumb generalization (& I'm TRUE left-wing, not right).

[Carl Nyberg @CarlNyberg312]

The Right doesn't accept election results b/c they don't support democracy.

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

Solution: crap into a 'smart-drink', blend, drink. ;)

[Dr Kazoo @kgopinion]

I have experienced covid metaplasia symptoms whereby my brain cells have been transformed into bowel cells and my brain cells are exiting my body

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

Cuz he "researched" too many indica strains & now has couch-lock, tsk.

[Karim is reading A Farewell to Arms @shift_in2_turbo]

Joe Biden vowed to legalize marijuana. Why has he not done so?

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

Idiocy. You have a very distorted view of covid 'lethality' in children.

Educate yourself, ffs.

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

@sublimepilgrim Idiocy. You have a very distorted view of covid 'lethality' in children.

Educate yourself, ffs.

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

@SocialistMMA @kburton40 "Do nothing" might be an improvement over their habitual courses of action lol

[The Zip @Zz1pp]

Assuming he also smells toast, another classic sign of stroke. ;)

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

Broccoli is delicious, I’m tired of the broccoli slander