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||Prisoner of my own thoughts🙂°• ||▪︎ CFC💙💯

[Marcó @_08_Kevoh]

@Misspreety17 Thats the best response to rude mfs

[Marcó @_08_Kevoh]

@cryptobeast 2-1

[Bwogo🇰🇪 @1Clinton2]

Maths teachers realizing that cells multiply by dividing 💀😂

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

I feel so disappointed 😭😭

[Marcó @_08_Kevoh]

@KhanSaba1278 52-30=22

[Wisdom @Wisdom_HQ]

Can you help them?

[Marcó @_08_Kevoh]

@Wisdom_HQ Fill the 13kg, remove 5 kg two times, now left with 3kg, pour the 3kg into 5kg. Fill the 13kg once more, then top the 3kg to 5kg. You get 11 kg automatically

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Japan Meteorological Agency says there is a new El Niño forming in the Pacific, expected to strengthen in the coming months.

It is the first since 2023 and could intensify further, with potential to become a very strong event.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Fuel prices in Kenya may not drop in June despite global oil prices falling.

This comes after EPRA changed the formula used to price imported fuel, which may delay the impact of lower global fuel costs on local pump prices.

Details below:

[Marcó @_08_Kevoh]

Andika hii "huwezi endesha gari ukiwa umesimama, juu inaitwa car🤔..."
Car imekubambaa we-car like.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Stabex International will now supply diesel worth Sh458 million to Kenya Power.

This comes after the Public Procurement Administrative Review Board dismissed Rubis Energy’s challenge to the tender award.

(Rubis had argued the process was unfair).

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Have you watched that Al jazeera documentary exposing how safaricom is selling private citizens data with government even without a warrant signed by the judge. Safaricom!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If you are a young male teacher in a girls boarding school you must stay as far away from these girls as possible. For your own sake. You must not tolerate any form of seduction regardless. They will send you letters calling you cute and handsome but you must stand ground. Because the day you will slide and kanyanga even one of them,despite her having assured you she will tell no one,your entire life is on her mercy. They day her hormones will change,and she tells the Mental health counselor that Teacher stano had sex with me,it automatically becomes two words Rape or Pedophilia. It doesn’t matter whether she hid an underwear inside the book when she brought it for marking. Miaka ni 35 nakwambia. Young teachers, You must tame your cocks. Apa nje si mcheso aki

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A petition has been filed in court to stop banks from raising loan interest rates and charges without asking customers.

The case says banks should not change loan costs on their own and should follow clear rules

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

REJECT THAT FINANCEBILL! There is nothing more left to tax. IMETOSHA!

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Finance Bill 2026 is asking for permission to kill local businesses.

Right now, if your company makes profits, you can choose to:

• Reinvest profits back to business
• Or distribute it as dividends to shareholders

Finance Bill 2026 wants that removed. And be replaced by one hard rule. That,

• At least 60% of your profits can be treated as dividends by KRA. Even if you did NOT distribute anything.

“At least” means minimum.

KRA can push it to: 70%, 80% even 90% if they don't like you.

Read that again.

Meaning:

• If you reinvest all your profits in your business, KRA will says:

- Noo. At least 60% must be distributed to shareholders. And since you didn’t, we will assume you did, and demand dividend tax from you.

As a result:
• You are taxed on money you never paid out
• 5%–15% withholding tax on “deemed” dividends

Who is in cooked?
• SMEs reinvesting profits to expand
• Manufacturing businesses expanding
• Real estate firms with paper profits but no cash

Who is safe?
• SEZ companies
• NIFC companies
• REITs
Because their dividends are already exempt.

But for everyone else, this is a forced dividend rule.

The govt is no longer waiting for you to run your business. They want KRA to run it for you.

Is this fair taxation? Or forced extraction?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s government has spent Sh1.1 trillion on government operations and maintenance in the first nine months of the current financial year, including on office supplies, on fuel, on travel, and on utilities.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA will now tax companies on some of their retained profits.

If a company does not pay out at least 60% of its profits as dividends, KRA will treat part of the remaining profit as “deemed dividends” and tax it, under finance bill 2026.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

EPRA’s increase of kerosene prices by over Sh38 per litre is set to push up jet fuel costs, which may lead to slightly higher airfares in Kenya.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto’s administration has just borrowed Sh2.6 trillion in domestic debt, pushing it from Sh4.4 trillion to Sh7 trillion since taking office.