misft

a lifelong learner.
sighter of the other side.
what we dont know is greater than what we know.
also a hardcore queerphobic.

[misft @_0x_misft]

K H Y 'A Sh

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So Bonnie Blue lives among humans all these times huh?

[Meledak @namasayalaut]

Pernah dengar dari senior.
Ada pekerja sex yang sengaja hamil. Biar harga jualnya naik. Karena emang ada yang punya fetish sama ibu hamil dan bayarannya bisa berkali-kali lipat. Terus kalau udah lahiran. Anaknya "dijual" ke orang yang mau.

Kadang dapat juga yang sistem kontrak. Ke pasutri pengen punya anak tapi nggak mau hamil.

Pas ditanya kenapa alasan kayak gitu. Suami pekerja sexnya yang nyuruh kayak gitu. Mana suaminya nggak kerja, tukang selingkuh, mabok, judol dan residivis.

Udah di edukasi tentang kehamilan berulang dan berdekatan itu berbahaya. Tapi alasannya istri harus nurut suami. Dan merasa juga udah membantu pasutri lain untuk bisa punya anak.

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prx deserves that lost what the fuck was that

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Islam has already talk about this by the way.

[rere @qutiews]

Menikah itu 100% ga wajib akrab sama mertua, ipar, dan semua jajarannya.

Sopan? Harus. Hormat? Wajib.

Tapi dipaksa SKSD sampai ngorbanin kesehatan mental sendiri? Ga dulu.

Makin dewasa, makin banyak yg sadar satu rumus lama ini ternyata nyata: jauh bau wangi, dekat bau busuk.

[misft @_0x_misft]

the ability to perceive something everybody didnt see.

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everyone thinks they can fucking hit these days lmao its so funny

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jefri nichol if he was a streamer i would very much watch him, he is chill af but accidentally funny lmao

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@tgvlrt something just aura farming there

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pentingnya belajar adab dan agama sebelum jadi orang tua apalagi mertua

[txt keresahan WNI @KapudS640]

Kenapa sihh aku baru tau keplengeran mertua ku saat udah nikahhh KENAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😩😩😩😩😩 Boboin anakku usia 4 bulan nen pd kanan kiri bolak balik capekkk Udah mau masuk alam mimpi inii bayi, mertua masuk kamar tanpa ketok pintu bikin anak ku kaget dan berakhir nangis

Dan tau gong nya respon mertua ku???
💩: ohh tak kira udah tidur ??
Buangkee ku langsung tantrum bilang Udahhhh tidurrrr dia kagettt denger suara pintu taekkkkk😡

cc:threadamyourfiend

[misft @_0x_misft]

Mahda —

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doakan teman saya masuk RS hermina

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cok jangan bikin X kayak linkedin slop please anjing

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fuck i hate this side project so much that it ruins the entire monday for me.

[Fsl @marxhaen]

@co_nando_yle Mirip-mirip jaman orba dulu ga sih. Isu dukun santet, buto ijo, preman. Skrg isu begal smpe ada berita TNI bikin tim khusus begal. Tujuannya untuk nakutin rakyat, biar ga keluar di tengah krisis ekonomi. Polanya soalnya mirip banget kaya jaman orba

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i fucking hate linkedin slop

[Raytar @Raytar]

A 17-year-old makes $10,400 a week. From Google Maps.

She's never built a website.

I laughed. She showed me her Stripe.

All she does is open Google Maps.

Types "tacos Philadelphia." Finds one with 4.7 stars and a site from 2013. Drops their info into a site builder. It spits out the whole thing.

20 minutes.

6 months ago she was making $9/hr at McDonald's.

Still has the uniform in her closet.

She just sends the finished site. Goes to sleep.

Their name already on it.

That taco shop owner opened the link. Showed his daughter. "Mira, this is us?"

Paid $4,800 that night.

"hey is this real? how much" — that was her Tuesday.

A web agency: $14,500. Four people. Six weeks. Her: $0. Alone. 20 minutes.
First month: $800. Second month: $4,100. Last week: $10,400.

Her dad still thinks she works at McDonald's.

She found it on Google Maps. So can you.

[misft @_0x_misft]

generalisasi final boss

[ØTöNGKØiL @0tk0il]

• Bila kedua bibirnya tipis, pertanda kedua bibir vaginanya juga tipis.

• Bila bibir mulut bagian bawah tipis,
pertanda vaginanya kecil.

• Bila mulut/lidahnya sangat merah, pertanda vaginanya kering.

• Bila mancung hidungnya, pertanda tidak begitu berhasrat untuk senggama.

• Bila dagunya panjang, pertanda vaginanya menganga dan sedikit bulunya.

• Bila alisnya tipis, pertanda posisi vaginanya agak ke dalam.

• Bila raut wajahnya lebar dan lehernya besar, pertanda pantatnya kecil dan vaginanya besar serta sempit.

• Bila telapak kaki bagian luar serta badannya berlemak (gemuk), pertanda besar vaginanya.

• Bila kedua betisnya tebal dan keras, pertanda birahinya besar dan tidak sabaran untuk senggama.

• Bila matanya tampak bercelak dan lebar, pertanda sempit rahimnya.

• Bila pantatnya kecil serta bahunya besar, pertanda besar vaginanya.

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@tanyakanrl bro its not even ur money the fuck

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hari terhectic selalu h-1 libur, selalu, always, anjingggg

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@xzabiruw this is bs 101.