German Shepherd puppies are a scam.
They suck you in with giant ears, paws they haven’t grown into yet, and that ridiculous head tilt.
Next thing you know, you haven’t gone to the bathroom alone in three years, half the couch belongs to them, and apparently personal space is no longer part of the deal.
Then somehow that goofy little land shark grows into the dog who watches the house, follows you everywhere, and would protect you without hesitation.
Still cries because you closed the bathroom door, though.
Best breed.
No appeals will be considered.