Homeboy Tochukwu 👑

Jack of some trades || Manchester United || BSc Physiology || Forex 📉📈 || Shit posting 👐🏾

[Homeboy Tochukwu 👑 @_1Tochukwu]

One day things would work out well for me, I'm so going to get all that I've desired.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 @StretfordEndT_]

🚨(🔴) 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇: Nemanja Vidić will join the Manchester United coaching staff ahead of the 2026/27 season.

[@LaurenWhitwell]

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

4 min comp of controversial calls in just 3 games… FIFA have no shame man 💀😭

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

In the 2022 World Cup, Argentina had only Netherlands on their side of the bracket while France, Spain, England and Portugal were all on the other side.

In the 2026 World Cup, Argentina’s path to the semi finals only includes either England or Brazil who have to eliminate each other first, while the other side of the bracket has France, Spain, Netherlands, Portugal, Germany and Morocco.

I’m sorry but this simply CANNOT be a coincidence.

[REAL MIL GRAU @realmilgrauu]

Os cara fizeram uma edit com todas as decisões controversas que favoreceram a seleção da Argentina.

Somente nesta Copa do Mundo!

😳

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Life isn’t fair. Some have money but not health. Love but not children. Degrees but no job. Jobs but no peace.

The mistake is thinking someone’s life is perfect because you only see the part they’re winning in.

Everyone’s fighting something you can’t see. Be grateful for yours.

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

Back at Carrington 🔜

[Homeboy Tochukwu 👑 @_1Tochukwu]

@D_GreatTife1 😭😹😹

[Tife ❤️🎙️ @D_GreatTife1]

yall thought i was joking??😭😭

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

You told foreigners to leave your country before June 30th but you want to remain in someone else’s country after June 30th 😭😭😭

[U.C.H.E 🦅 @iamFmajor]

It all started from here...............

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Zeropull last 5 years:

Rejected by Diomonde
Rejected by Caicedo
Rejected by Zubimendi
Rejected by Tchouameni
Rejected by Bellingham
Rejected by Lavia
2 Free Deliveries to Madrid

FOOD CHAIN 🙏🙏🙏

[Zicoboy @_zicoboy]

When you don’t sell corn in Nigeria 🇳🇬😂

[ABU @sodeindemueez]

You didn’t need a lab test. The way bro was jogging with the ball was enough 😭😂

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

This talk about Gehgeh being an olodo is simply not true. He may fool around from time to time, but that fooling is precisely because that is the language the average Nigerian understands. He merely adopts it to get his message across. When he’s not fooling, or, more accurately, when he’s out of character, and you actually listen to him, some of the things he says are remarkably profound as they are revelatory. You are free to hate him for his takes or the vulgarity of his language, but calling him an olodo is simply false.

[Homeboy Tochukwu 👑 @_1Tochukwu]

@Mfutebolisticos 😹😹😹

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

We really need to thank Elon Musk for giving us an opportunity to have a taste of the non English speaking side of Twitter.

This tweet is golden 😂😂

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

na this job pikin go meet for your hand??

[Kbwoy-himself🦅🪐 @kbwoy462]

Finally found the full video of this meme
“Na so una de do for here” 🤣🤣💔

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

epl no dey, world cup matches na till 8pm, tomorrow na sunday, today na saturday people no go work

na you dem go feed on today 😭😭