julienb

beer is the mind chiller ⚢ ✩ 🇲🇳🇯🇲 gods’ favorite transsexual ✩ now take em to the mathews’ bridge

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

it’s called “scrobbling” tone, people don’t just listen to music anymore. you need brownie points to back up your love for a band, it’s ridiculous

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

my gay cousin completely outshined me (and well deserved) when I saw him 6 weeks ago he had no facial hair but he grew this incredibly dense (but not scary) short beard that’s really well groomed and adds a sense of strength to him that our family really needs right now

[fifi 🍮 @neitotopias]

She babysat you and probably put your drawings on the fridge show her some fucking respect

[mo @mofromyt]

the funniest responsibility of a kryptonian

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

@spencer0o7 what did that nice white girl do to you 😭

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

@sedimentarie the incredles renaissance is finally happening

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

ive been praying for an incredibles renaissance since 2021 and the dude bros got a hold of gamma jack

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

@uhgoose what’s good boopa

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

buffalo bill was ahead of the game with his mirror affirmations

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

@holdmyseven so i SHOULD watch with my mother then?

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

@goopdoop22 that’s hachiware

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

was so bummed out at work i had to draw chuu to calm down

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

#NewProfilePic nostalgic

[DaltonStuff @dalton_strange3]

Its funny people make Doctor Manhattan seem like this unstoppable force but ignore that Watchmen portrays him as a useless bum.

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

@grindhouseagogo it’s up there as one of her top 10 worst judge moments

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

they crucified her

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

@gazerbeamlover against my will 🫩

[julienb @_1instacartfent]

when i feel my airpod getting loose and i calculate where it falls so i catch it in my hand