1world 🐬 🏈

Long suffering Dolphins fan. Connoisseur of good wine and whisk(e)y. Prone to random ramblings. Trump is a KGB asset #Krasnov

[🌊 Wayne Rothe 🌊 @waynerothe]

Trump hates this photo. Please don’t share.

[1world 🐬 🏈 @_1world]

Recovered portion of Trumps reflection pool #86thePedo

https://t.co/DsfdgGYjYJ

[1world 🐬 🏈 @_1world]

@AdelaideYid The end of Tony Jones should have been when he tried to kiss Bec Judd on air

[PitBackle @PitBackle]

We didn't win against Iran but at least it didn't cost us 300 billion USD. 🤷‍♂️

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Strait of Hormuz has been opened and closed more times than a Grindr app at a Republican convention.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Trump builds a Time Machine

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Take a another ketamine bump Doge boy

[Eyes Wide Open 🧢 @VaTechPhiDelt]

Lmao!

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

#EpsteinsBestFriend

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Sharing this again because some folks missed the joke at line #2.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[CjMtheIrish🍀 @CjMfdt]

Happy Monday BlueCrew!
FDT and the Ho.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Today is the day to flood Twitter with this birthday card.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Today is @realDonaldTrump’s 80th birthday—so we wanted to remind him of his favorite card.

May every day be another wonderful secret.